(noun): Shortly after taking a massive crap, you have the sudden urgency to go again. The second time around it is called after birth.
After walking down the hall after my time on the throne was complete, I sprinted back the way I came knowing the after birth was on its way.
by Fishstick1331 October 13, 2011
by Coyboybirther2001 November 10, 2018
A person who can't seem to get enough of anything related to birth. (i.e. stories, photos, videos, etc.)
In high school all Britney could talk about was cheerleading, but now that she has had a baby she has turned into a total birth junkie.
by RustyBuddha August 14, 2010
by Boxcar1996 November 22, 2018
A strange phenomenon witnessed in 1832 in South Dakota by white settlers who saw an injun give birth to her child out the ass. Also, a death metal band from Upper Darby, PA.
"Is that new baby of yours black?"
"No it just slid out of my wife's ass"
"Oh my rectal birth I see."
"No it just slid out of my wife's ass"
"Oh my rectal birth I see."
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 03, 2004
An incredibly solid and hard surfaced stool that causes pain when excreted. Often the 'birther' will have to raise his buttocks off the seat,pause to regain breath and pushing power before continuing to heave the beast out.
Gregory's excellent John Wayne walk was partly attributed to the wince inducing Steel Birth he produced in May of '94 and still brought a tear to his eye on recollection.
by Ralism July 23, 2011
A term used to describe something/someone ugly. Can be used to describe a person's face, clothes, or personality.
by Jennaftw November 21, 2009