Austin

Oh dear, Austin is a complicated, fun, loving, sweet, adorable, sexy, cute, willing, comforting, and all around good guy. He thinks he is the worst person in the world, but he is really, truly, a total sweetheart. His eyes are to die for! And you might fall inlove with his voice. He may not know it, but he says some of the most romantic things at the right time. Even though most girls like a guy that can make another guy bleed, Austin is a pacifist. The worst part of this is that usually a lot of guys don't like him and try to pick fights with him. A lot of people(guys) like to talk a lot of crap on him, and it gets depressing, but he always gets through it. He is best friends with some of the weirdest people. And he will always be afraid of getting hurt. He wants to be a pirate, silly boy, and he is just amasing. It may be complicated to get to hang out with him if you never have before, but soon enough you will see him. And never regret it. If you know a guy like this Austin, go for it. He will be totally worth it, and he will know that you're worth it too, eventually.

Dude, did you see his eyes?

Of course! Totally an Austin.
:; Oh my gosh! He was SO adorable.
I know!! Austin for suree.

by IloveyouAustin<3 July 6, 2011

Austria

Today Austria is only known as the home of the famous Steyr AUG. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Adolf Hitler are considered to be its 'greatest' sons. But in fact is also a wonderful place in the alps where people like Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Joseph Haydn, Franz Schubert, Sigmund Freud, Ferdinand Porsche, Erwin Schrödinger, Ludwig Wittgenstein, Karl Landsteiner and many other genius persons were born.

Most people - currently living on this planet - haven't even heard from these Austrians and so they don't know that Austria played a leading role in the development of science, culture and philosophy. Austria was also one of the first superpower states but after the First World War it shrunk to a nonsignificant spot on the globe. Because of this embarrassing fact most of the Austrians turned into misanthropic, unfriendly persons who build bombs in their basements (best known Austrian maniac is Franz Fuchs who blasted several bombs during the mid 90s) or who try to obtain world leadership (e.g. Schwarzenegger). The small but sane rest of the Austrians are hardworking people who achieved that their country developed to one of the richest countries in the world.

Capital city: Vienna
Inhabitants: 8.26 E6

Well, once he was a real Austrian but look at him now!

Hey, face reality! You are no damned Austrian who lives in the past!

by wrencheater June 17, 2006

Austin Powers

austin powers is summed up to only one word.
PIMP

austin powers is the biggest pimp of them all

by pimp daddy dollars January 17, 2005

Jake T. Austin

-The hottest "Wizards of Waverly Place" star.

"Look theres Jake T. Austin"
"Thats the Jake T. Austin!"

by Lacey-Leen December 17, 2008

austin powers

an International Mystery Man

by Anonymous July 27, 2003

Austin Powers

A character of an AWESOME British Spy of the 1970's who will go off 'fighting crime' while being excessivley 'HORNEY! BABY YEAH!' has many phrase's that are know to him specifically such as "Do I MAKE YOU ORNEY! BABY!" **That odd way he stare's at a woman in the movie to allure them to his bed**
he also has horribley disgusting teeth which is suprising considering how much sex he gets which he calls 'Shag'

for Austin Powers there are many phrase's that are know to him specifically such as "Do I MAKE YOU ORNEY! BABY!" **That odd way he stare's at a woman in the movie to allure them to his bed** "SHAGG ME UP BABY!"

by Jer-Hey!!! December 23, 2008

Austrian Grenade

When you fart in someone's mouth while they give you a rim job.

Carol was licking Jon's ass last night. They were having fun, until Jon gave her an Austrian Grenade. She was pissed and stopped licking his ass.

by T-Bag Tyler August 6, 2007