hashtag abuser

One who uses hashtags excessively or creates hashtags incorrectly by using a series of words that would not like be used by anyone other than that person

Beth is a hashtag abuser because she uses a tremendous amount of of hashtags for simple pictures.

by pseu_DAY_nym August 4, 2014

cock abuser

When someone beats there meat too much, or has there meat beaten to much

Boyfriend:MY COCK IS RAW!
Girlfriend: Why?
Boyfriend: CUZ YOUR A COCK ABUSER

by Aaron Strainz June 24, 2015

peroxide abuser

Poser,thinks the world revolves around them. Bleached hair, claims to skate, lame, messed, what more can u ask of a poser?

"I'm so cool, I did a nollie 360." No you didn't, you peroxide abuser

by right/with/the/world December 19, 2002

hashtag abuser

When you overuse the hashtag symbol, especially on non-Twitter/Instagram apps. Includes having more hashtags than words in your post, adding the prefix "insta" to everything, tagging things that aren't really related, and making hashtags longer than sentences.

FB post: Staffing the ambo today, looking forward to a great shift. #ems #fire #firedepartment #fireandrescue #instafire #instafirerescue #instagood #crossfit #hangingwiththecrew #workinghard #idonthatemyjob #skillstopaythebills #hustleandflow #bringinhomethebacon

"Man that's some serious hashtag abuse."

by user_name July 28, 2014

asserbating

anal masterbating and self stimulation of the A spot which is located several centimeters into the anus.

I was disturbed to walk into the back room and catch him asserbating.

by trailerparkpenny July 17, 2006

auger

1: (v) Slang, the act of drilling a hole in the ground, side of a mountain, or any other edifice using an aircraft. Usually fatal.

2: To crash from a great height

1: Dave was flying to Denver in his Cub when he got lost in the clouds and augered into the Grand Mesa.

"Better check your fuel before the hop. If you auger in I'm not coming to ID your ass."

2: Rick was tearing along a razorback ridge in Moab when he skipped off the face and augered into the canyon below.

"Wear your helmet in case you auger some terrain."

by Fieldgrunt October 20, 2006

auker

The action of achieving the highest level of success and intelligence. One whom cannot fail, being on the precipice of total and utter perfection.

That kid is nearly auker.
How many times to I have do tell you, you will never be an auker.

by The wild cherry February 23, 2011