Gary Flores: hey doc whats the professional term for when somebody is fucking retarded
Doc: autism wautism
Doc: autism wautism
by freddyfatbear August 14, 2023

When an adult fails to develop proper emotional maturity. Usually secondary to being spoiled or helicopter parenting. People with the condition often live at home well into their 30s and often use the phrase “let me check with my mom” whenever faced with making adult decisions.
The 30 year old with emotional autism in room one won’t let us stitch him up till his mom gets here.
by Capt. Rowdy August 10, 2019

Some would say randomly ayo jack you got autism on a tick which means you are a make a wish kid sitting on stick wondering how you get rid of the illness autism
Ayooo Aaron you got autism on a stick
Aaron was very depressed cutting him self while
He was still trying to figure out how to get rid of his make a wish illness to this day sadly
Aaron was very depressed cutting him self while
He was still trying to figure out how to get rid of his make a wish illness to this day sadly
by Dickhead mcfucknuts December 08, 2021

Autism Cereal is a roast made by Nicholas Mercado in the state of Oregon Referring to the person being roasted is autistic and thinks he is cereal
by TacoSquid8821 May 01, 2018

by Andrew Blake Winegarden January 14, 2019

Selective Autism is the act of choosing to ignore sarcasm and nuance for the sole purpose of feigning outrage.
Social Justice Warrior: I have a friend who babysits for a couple with an autistic kid, and I find your use of the term "Selective Autism" to be very insensitive.
by FrogLegStew May 01, 2019

by RhythmicEyes May 12, 2023
