Aspen Loeffler

A bitch who is thirsty for attention.
Daughter of the Why Don't We boys' manager who is a hoe.

"Is that Aspen Loeffler? "

"Oh you mean Asspain Loafbread? "

by oreolimelight May 18, 2018

Ashen

1.Sup0r S3xy B34st.
2.An utterly super cool man.

That dude over there is totally Ashen!

by joe June 29, 2003

Ascended Mind

When your so high you have gone to another level, beyond clouds and even life itself. Your just above everyone looking down at life.

Guy 1: Have you notice that the sun follows us where ever we go?
Guy 2: Dude you have an ascended mind and you need to write a book on life and shit.
Guy 1: Woooooooooooooooooooord.

by NYGizzle In Ur Mizzle May 11, 2011

ascendicate

Ascendicate comes from the band "The Ascendicate" The Ascendicate is a Christian metalcore band. To ascend is to rise(like Jesus) and icate is often used on ends of words to act as followers. Put them together, Ascendicate. It means the followers that rise.

All those people are Ascendicates!

by Fillyb September 13, 2011

ascension headache

the headache one experiences in specific relation to becoming an ascended being or awakened soul- perhaps not unlike those in stargate

"i'm feeling another ascension headache coming on... EXCELLENT! i'll be doing fly-overs in no time!!"

"i wonder how many ascension headaches baby jebus had before he could fly?!"

by mandalyn von seldeneck March 8, 2012

ascending to heaven

to experience pleasure so good that you feel like you are ascending to heaven

man: uuuuhhhh awwwwwwww
woman: are you ascending to heaven.

by blade jogger November 14, 2017

Ashenae

Ashenae. She’s my best friend. She hates being emotional. She’s really funny. She’s not athletic. She’s has heart it just hasn’t been found. She’s says she doesn’t want a boyfriend but you can see the hurt in her eyes when she sees a couple. She’s outgoing but, she’s not the type to be dumb. She isn’t the type to speak her mind around random people but, she’ll tell anyone that she’s close too what she thinks. She loves inside jokes. And she 100% hates mushy things!!! So don’t be weird. Hates romance movies. Isn’t the type to go out much. So be the person who has the energy to do stuff. She’s the type to make you do all those stupid dares and is always the right and realistic one.

Me- Omg we should go out!

Ashenae- Meh. You know it’s dangerous and you saw on the news! All about the sh-
Me- You know me and the news don’t mix.

Ashenae- learn reality bitch.

by Kaitlyn Reed November 22, 2018