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sam ross-asplet

Absolutely awesome. There are almost no words to describe him. He is perfect, handsome, amazing, Loyal and Brave. He is extremely talented and has bulging Muscles.
Sam Ross-Asplet is not described by words.
by Speedy1226 August 27, 2018
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Cherry, The Assless Watermelonsaurus

Cherry, The Assless Watermelonsaurus Is not a thick one.
Cherry, The Assless Watermelonsaurus is not thick. (Adj)
by Anton The White Knight owo August 17, 2019
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Assplosion

Unfortunate occurrence in which your butt explodes with diarrhea from eating something that doesn't agree with you. It often interferes with your daily life. Usually followed by burning A-hole.

If such an occurrences happen during social activities the need to excuse yourself is not needed. Simply locate the nearest bathroom facility immediately. If Ass-plotions occur frequently during your day it is best to locate the nearest bathroom facility as soon as you are introduced to a new environment.
Traci ate a chicago style pizza at lunch and came back to work with an assplosion
by Aragedie July 15, 2011
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assplug

An insult, probably refering to a dildo or something to that extent.
John? That kid is such an assplug!
by Poopie Joe May 13, 2005
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assplant

An Assplant is half Ass and half a Plant, Gentically modified by a crazy irish man who accidentally sat his ass on a plant, enjoyed it for 30 seconds (Or more) and then hinted at this experience during a Skype conversation (Witnesses: Alex, Zoey, Maggie who will all confirm this occurance)

Although the exact form of an assplant has not been confirmed yet, we can take this hint as all the evidence we need for the existence of the assplant (Even though the crazy irish man was drunk at the time)

This can be used as an insult, "You're an assplant!" reffering to someone who sits on plants and enjoys the experience, certain clubs of "Assplanters" have formed in several country towns in Ireland.
"You just got assplanted!"

"You're an assplant!"

"That guy over there, he likes to assplant!"
by Alex Philpott April 22, 2006
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Assfleck

Ben Affleck, the supposed to be groom of Jennifer Lopez aka. J-Ho.

He won a oscar for a sceenplay and for a time was to marry Gwenyth Paltrow(A much better woman)
J-Ho is going to suck as Assfleck dry
by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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Asslete

Athlete (especially professional) who routinely acts like an ass, especially if they suffer no serious consequences.
Ron Artest attacked the fans. What an asslete!
You think he's bad? How about Randy Moss not getting charged for trying to run down a traffic cop? Now THERE's an asslete!
by MattMan January 16, 2005
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