5 definitions by MattMan

mollywop

To be hit with an open hand or closed fist extremelyhard. The person hitting you has to follow through and come down with it so that you feel the true force.

Yo check it, my bitch is an habitual linesteppa, so everytime she steps outa line i gotta check her. She got me real heated yesterday so i mollywopp'd that silly bitch. Shell learn next time not to fuck wit me.

by MattMan April 18, 2005

Cumbubble

What the loving subject of a very large Bukkake is called after the deed is done for she appears to be one very humanesque cum bubble.
Cum Bubble Bukkake

"Why do you guys always have to turn my girlfriend into a cumbubble" said Andy.

by MattMan February 11, 2016

mbc

Menstrual Blood Chunks; bloody, messy chunks of digusting shit that excrete from a girl on her period. MBC, a great nickname for someone who does the below.

Charlie's drunk ass didn't realize for about 3 hrs that his face was covered in MBCs(Menstrual Blood Chunks) from his previous rondevou with his ex girlfriend. Somehow he didn't know that the bitch was on her period and he still gave her head.

by MattMan February 12, 2005

Asslete

Athlete (especially professional) who routinely acts like an ass, especially if they suffer no serious consequences.

Ron Artest attacked the fans. What an asslete!
You think he's bad? How about Randy Moss not getting charged for trying to run down a traffic cop? Now THERE's an asslete!

by MattMan January 17, 2005

hillbilly herion

Creative force behind the ideas of Rush Limbaugh. AKA "Talent on loan from GOD"

"Rush used his command of Hillbilly Heroin to rally the neo-conservative forces"

by MattMan October 11, 2003