assenator

One who indiscriminately tears the shit out of ass. A hardcore as fucker who leaves no anus unharmed and undamaged. One whose hard cock destroys the anal region of people or animals.

Shit, Hurmberto fucked Jill and he brother in the ass with his anal billy club. Yes Huggie, he is a hard cock assenator.

by Ball Cleaner May 9, 2014

Assenius

Someone who is an asshole and a genius at the same time.

Chelsea is such an assenius. She changed people's MySpace friend positions just to get their attention.

by Jaydawn May 31, 2014

Assensitive

People who are neither sensitive nor insensitive.

My crush is assensitive. She's a very shy person and at the same time bites people.

by dashiedash August 31, 2015

assential errand

During 'shelter in place', essential errands are allowed. Does that mean booty calls are permissible? We shall call it.. . an assential errand.

..But officer, I'm trying to complete an assential errand.

by dualitysillusionlovestruth March 20, 2020

assphenomical

An ass that is astronomically big and phenomenally beautiful.

Crystal’s booty is assphenomical

by Bubba Willie September 15, 2020

Assrents

Asshole parents that are hitting children for no reason, make you depressed , and just being an asshole of a parent.

''You parents are better mine are assrents.''

by BruhPlease December 22, 2020

Aspen

A nature themed name for all genders it is type of beautiful tree that are long.

“Wow Aspen is really fun” “look an Aspen tree”

by Aspen the leaf February 26, 2021