Asstard

An asshole who says or does something so stupid that you believe them to also be retarded.

"Joe said that the holocaust is just a lie made up by the Jewish controlled media and entertainment industry"
"What an asstard."

by Josh Bishop December 16, 2007

assdarts

(v.) A game where the objective is to use an erect penis as a dart and another person's ass as the dart board. A "bulls-eye" in this game is defined by anal penetration.

Yo Josh, that game of assdarts me and your sister played last night was intense, I scored 5 bulls-eyes!!!!

by lkojoju July 21, 2006

Asscarrot

A synonym for the world dildo

However an insultive word which can be used to describe a person

person 1 : "im cool"
person 2: "You're an asscarrot"

by DethNfire May 9, 2004

assfaceness

A completly rediculous inappropriate act. Unnecesary disfunction of the mental well being. It may be similar toa assface

What kindah assfaceness is this?

by Human intellegince database June 21, 2014

asshare

A driver who changes lanes constantly, oftentimes without a blinker, in the futile aim of getting farther ahead.

"Hey watch out for that asshare, he's switching lanes again!"

by toferdisobey February 28, 2015

asshare

A driver who changes lanes constantly, oftentimes without a blinker, in the futile aim of getting farther ahead.

"Hey watch out for that asshare, he's switching lanes again!"

by toferdisobey February 28, 2015

assfreshner

Assfreshner is when you accidentally exfoliate your rectum with a mint flavored body wash and you feel as if your asshole is constantly tickled by an awkward breeze of freshness. Symptoms may last several hours.

Man, I bought this new body wash and it's a real assfreshner.

by mysted March 12, 2015