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assammiches

Prounounced (ah-sam-itches)

n. Sandwiches you eat at a venue where viewing and appreciating members of the opposite sex is included.
Guy A: Want to get lunch?
Guy B: It's nice out, lets get assammiches.
Guy A: The Sammich Shop is outdoors and is near the entrance to Victoria's Secret.
Guy B: We will get assammiches at The Sammich Shop then.
by jookyone & tricky June 19, 2008
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Julian Assange

Julian Assange was born in Australia in 1971. He is a modern hero of our times.

Wen he was young he was a programmer, hacker/cracker and he is concidered to be an "internet activist". To day he is mostly known as the founder of wikileaks.org, a news web page that specialize in source protection and goverment secrets. The US stated that he was a terrorist and some called for his assasination.

In late 2010 he was arrested and thrown in jail in the UK, with no charge other than the Swedish police wanted to interview him about an sexual harrassment episode. The arrest has helped Assange to rise to an almost legendary status allready among civil rights movements for his sacirifice for the freedom of speech and a free press.
Julian Assange is allready a legend. If they made a movie about his life until now, it would probably be like "Wargames" combined with "Jason Bourne identity".
by The Incredible Nerd/Junkie December 9, 2010
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Assailance

the act of an assailant, or assassin. To Kill, Murder.
i went into the room and an assailance took place.
by Matt December 16, 2004
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assaholic

In addition to the other definitions, it's a characterization of an obnoxious remark or action; i.e., something an asshole would say. Basically, it's the adjective form of "asshole".
Guy: "Yeah, I'd fuck her if she wasn't so ugly."

Girl: "Wow, that was a pretty assaholic remark."
by hnath January 28, 2006
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Julian Assange

An Australian-born computer hacker and founder of wikileaks.

Assange considers espionage and cyber terrorism a good thing. He seems to think all government and corporate secrets should be exposed with no regard for who may be harmed or how many lives could be lost.
Wikileaks is damaging fragile international relationships that were on the mend after George W Bush left office. ASSange is arrogant, paranoid and dangerous to government and corporations worldwide!

"Don't shoot the messenger for revealing uncomfortable truths." --Julian ASSange 2010
Julian Assange has revealed U.S. Military and diplomatic secrets that could compromise the missions in Afganistan and Iraq and this could put our soldiers in danger!
by Charles_U_Farley December 14, 2010
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ASAF

An acronym for the phrase: As Soon As Fuck. Similar to ASAP but way faster.
(ex) Bitch, make me a sandwich and I'll need it ASAF
by CASHVA3 September 5, 2012
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assal

Of or pertaining to the ass in its entirety.
Anal is to anus as assal is to ass

Assal horizontology
by Dr. Badwrench December 18, 2008
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