Ashton Kutcher

an effeminate hippie "stick man" who is bangin an old skank gettin some of them Bruce Willis leave-ins

i wouldn't stick my dick in a bowl of Bruce Willis's man-pudding

by ew goo September 4, 2004

Ashton

A sexy, smart, amazing, wonderful, funny girl that you can spend LARG amounts of time with. She's someone who like sweedish fish. Someone who likes to cuddle. Someone who makes life worth living and helps you get up in the morning. Someone who will love you until the end. Someone who is kind, loving, and gentle. someone you wish that you could hold forever and never let go.... someone you can love

Ashton is the best

by Branman52528383525 February 16, 2017

ashton

An ashton is specific movement made by a person in which they unknowingly exaggerate the movement. By doing so they then look foolish and everyone around them wonders if something might be wrong with that certain individual.

"Who drinks from a cup using two hands? What an ashton!"

"He just crossed that street with such swagger. Such an ashton."

by Dub O' Trey December 17, 2008

ashton kutcher

A low-talent "actor/model" and ladies man that likes MILFs. From... That 70's Show, Punk'd, and crappy movies.

Ashton Kutcher was scoping out your mom dude.

by deez-nillas September 30, 2003

Ashton

A beautiful and hilarious person with a very large penis and can get any girl in a second. He is very kind and will always put his foot back for you, no matter what. You should always trust him.

Her: He is perfect

Him: He is so nice

Ashton is sooooooo SEXY

by Willy Carwell October 27, 2020

assconsultant

One who has amassed so much experience handling gay ass that he has is now qualified for consultancy.

I suspect that our new boss is a bit of an assconsultant.

by The Canadian Information Minister July 15, 2003

Ashton Irwin

Drummer and the oldest member of the band 5sos. He is also unanimously daddyaf

Your Friend: Ashton Irwin is my fav 5sos member, omg he's like sooooo cute

by alwaystired2300 April 14, 2019