The Antelope Valley

A small city catering to the workers of Los Angeles and Edwards Air Force Base. A region that was hit right in the balls during the 2008 financial collapse, with home values plummeting 70% or more. The cities in the area have recovered and are now on par with the rest of middle class LA county. A really hot fucking place.

The Antelope Valley got hit right in the nuts in 2008.

by APersonFromCalifornia June 27, 2016

Ante

Best footballer at his age,plays fortnite very well and is short.Also no money but he is kind

Yoo we need a goal. Call Ante and he will save the day

by Lozoshort May 9, 2019

Below the equator anteater

a man or women who oraly pleases another womenusing the tounge, and lodging the tounge as far in the vagina as possible.

Dude timmy was a below the equator anteater some say he pleasured her for two hours.

by nick saloriza December 2, 2007

antelope

When an ant climbs down a ladder to get into her boyfriend's car.

I saw an antelope in my yard.

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

anteater

Obviously the best animal.

Q: What is the best animal?
A: The best animal is the anteater!

by the anteater December 9, 2012

antelope bite

when you sneak up behind someone and give them and pinch then really hard on the underside of their bicep.

Gwen- "Hahaha ur a loser!"

Travis- "Shut up before i give u an antelope bite!!!"

Gwen- "NO! Ive still got bruises on there from last time!!!"

by pearlcitywolves February 28, 2008

Tums antacid

A nasty ass reliever for those lovely heartburns

Bob: i have some heartburn mom.
Mom: oh let me give you some tums antacid.
Bob: do you want me to throw up asshole
Mom: thats it im gonna shove those tums up your rectum
Bob: noooooooooo

by Brownsock69 January 19, 2020