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The Ancient Interface

When you're high as shit and trying to use a computer and you feel like you're using the first OS ever created, in ancient times.
I just need to connect my airpods. Shit, I've stumbled into the Ancient Interface.
by ellietonin October 24, 2025
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Ancient Penis Wisdom

An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.
Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.

Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.

Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.

Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?

Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Example 3

Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?

Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.
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Ancient Penis Wisdom

An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.
Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.

Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.

Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.

Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?

Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Example 3

Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?

Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.
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Ancient Carthaginian leasing technique

When you create a line of cum around one’s property, to stop flamed from flooding outside the property once you light it aflame, most similar to the ancient Roman tactics used in the northern African city of Carthage
“Man, I can’t believe my buddy just used that Ancient Carthaginian leasing technique on me! That dummy!”
by MrBunBuns1496 April 23, 2025
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The Ancient Gods

The two who had created the entire universe. It is said they hid away, stored on a far away replica planet of Earth. Given the names Chelly and Arson, they're believed to be awaiting the fall of humanity. The final bosses. Codependent, if one is fallen the other will mourn the others disappearance until reunited.
"The Ancient Gods? Aren't those just myths?"

"Myths? Would they be myths when suddenly all the Maze Runner copies have been stolen? They're coming, and they want their Earth Gummies."
by Trash The Trashmouth June 19, 2021
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ancient gate

A sense of longing and hopelessness for something lost
I have been waiting by the ancient gate for my ex to come back to me.
by plasmid37 July 4, 2021
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The Ancient One

An old creature roaming the surf servers looking for its prey.
The Ancient One is coming! Watch out!
Oh no, quick, change to server 4!
by FeuerHydrant22 July 8, 2021
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