ancient oak

Otherwise known as ancient hard wood. This is slang for an old mans cock covered in throbbing veins.

“Hey Brody I heard your mom was stroaking ancient oak all day yesterday.”

“Fuck you man. My mom only stroaks vaginas cause she’s a lesbian!”

by BIG DADDY ESH December 27, 2020

Ancient Texts

A pop culture event from 5-10+ years ago that someone has never heard of. Typically used on social media to express shock that one has never heard of something or someone.

You didn’t know Gerard Way from MCR wrote comic books? Oh my god, we’re losing the ancient texts.

by CDSadie July 12, 2025

ancient methology

Medieval Greek/Roman science/biological-fantasy fiction written by supposedly-learned scholars who were merely trippin' out on drugs during their periods of scroll-writing, and so their fantastical hieroglyphic tales came primarily from just their own deranged-brain ramblings, rather than being rooted in any historical facts or beliefs.

I have never understood why ancient methology should be a required subject in high school --- what earthly use to the average American is knowledge of morbid-fairly-tale stuff that was written down many centuries ago, especially when it originated in a far-off country and wasn't even true to begin with??

by QuacksO March 3, 2017

Ancient

The time of the dinosaurs

"That computer is ancient, bro!"

by Da_Man8291 May 7, 2016

The Great Ancient War

A war back in 5000 BC when a god was dethroned by the great Troy. After troy dethroned the god he sent powerful troops to fight against satan and thanos himself. Troy killed thanos with just one punch and choked satan to death with his bare hands. Troy has been known to be the most powerful of them all and is referred to the God of Gods.

Me: just came back from The Great Ancient War it was fun
Friend: OH REALLY YOUR A Troyist

Me: DUHHH
Friend: i hate Troy
*me gets the power of troy and shoots a beam at friend*
*friend dies immediately*

by truthdefintion April 30, 2019