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Amazon stick and Dick 

Amazon stick and Dick is the new form of 'Netflix and chill' where by two 'friends' watch films or tv shows on an Amazon box or stick and end up fucking or engaging in other sexual acts.
John: "Hey Sandra wanna come over and Amazon stick and Dick"

Sandra: "Sure i guess... i was hoping we could Netflix and chill thou?"

John: "Duh, Amazon stick and Dick is the new better version Netflix and chill is sooo 2016 "

Sandra: "Oh right cool, i'll pick up the condoms"
Amazon stick and Dick by JM2001 January 21, 2017

Amazon Prime boy 

A nice guy archetype. Amazon Prime boys will try to sell you things you don't want to buy because they "listen" to you, and then are right at your doorstep the next day anyway. An Amazon Prime boy gives free shipping on your order but what you receive is never the same as the picture (i.e. seems great and easy to ask out but turns out creepy when you get to know them). The guy you ask to hang out with your friends once but won't leave you alone anymore like a subscription you can't cancel.
"He was such an Amazon Prime boy! He told me how nice and sweet I was to invite him to hang out at lunch, and now he's asking if he's invited to their birthday parties"
Amazon Prime boy by Boywhat July 24, 2019

Amazon Fire Stick

When you put tiger balm on your partners dick.
For my husbands birthday he asked for the “amazon fire stick
Amazon Fire Stick by Keeks4 August 22, 2019

Amazon Woman 

A woman who is very large in physical stature--so large that she rivals amount of annual sales reported by Amazon.com.
Wow, can you believe that Amazon Woman ordered high heels online?

Amazon Wildfire 

The act of setting a girls pubes on fire, then putting the fire out with your cum.
Want to go start an Amazon WildFire!" "Why would I want to kill millions of trees?" "Just light my pubes on fire and put it out with your cum you fat fuck!" "Oh, I see, let's take it to my room Skinny Donna Hargraves!

Amazon Giftcard 

A form of flirting in the 21st century. You send your crush an Amazon giftcard, where they can purchase anything their heart desires. It is particularly effective for courting millennials.
Dude 1: Bro idk how to get this girl's attention
Dude 2: Have you tried sending her an Amazon giftcard? Works every time, no girl would ever deny a guy a date after receiving one
Amazon Giftcard by teeenerr October 12, 2017