as advertised

Someone or something living up to its potential and hype.

The Trojan condom is as advertised.

by DaKing007 January 27, 2009

Advertising

The tool of the devil.

Advertisers are in leauge with the devil, I tells ya!

by rnr January 7, 2005

Albert

An Albert is the type of guy who is effortlessly troll. He has the power to make you feel incredibly emarrassed while he relentlessly charms his way through. Upon getting to know an Albert better, you find that he has the perfect combination of sweetness, loyalty, and sponateity. One must be cautious when pursued by an Albert because his persistence will amaze you. Although he might only use powerful tactics such as watching romance movies over skype during the first couple months of courting, he will undoubtedly win your heart over through whispered midnight phone conversations. Some of his favourite hobbies including watching anime, playing Runescape, and ignoring his girlfriend for league matches. Alberts are very practical although not that thorough when it comes to planning trips such as camping. They love their families and you're lucky if you get the chance to meet them because they are the very reason your Albert is the amazing guy he is. Alberts make you assure yourself everyday that he's in it for the long run and that you should never let him go. But beware because they can be harsh grammar nazis and make you doubt uselessly when posting urbandictionary definitions.

Do you miss your mom Albert? No? Hehehehehoohoohoo

by Yeahimasneakybear October 17, 2015

adverbectomy

The removal of unnecessesary adverbs from a piece of writing.

Jenny's latest novel manuscript needs a radical adverbectomy.

by Dennis Phinney February 9, 2006

alberta road block

Used mostly in Canada (cause no one else knows where the hell Alberta is), it refers to two cars driving side by side on a 4 lane highway or road. This is usually done by pricks who dont understand the concept of the left lane being the FAST LANE (or passing lane in the states). Eventually the person in the left lane smartens up and leaves. Also known as a cock block.

Man, Im sorry Im late but I was stuck doing 90 clicks on the highway behind an Alberta road block.

by Clark H September 17, 2005

Alberta Lane Change

Switching rapidly across three lanes of traffic without checking your blind-spot or signalling.

Normally practised in Alberta by mulleted folk in pick-up trucks listening to Billy-Ray Cyrus.

Person 1 "Did you see that guy cut me up!!
Person 2 "He just pulled the old Alberta Lane Change on you"

by kop1975 May 17, 2007

advert

Advertisement. Fairly obvious as advert is just a abbreviation of advertisement.

It's just a advert Johnny!!!!

by dandyandrew July 3, 2004