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altar ego

The hypocritical show of goodness a scoundrel adopts when going to church.
Crooks always put on their altar ego for public consumption at Sunday services.
by backinbowl February 12, 2010
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Altania

Altania is a country on the planet of Zwamsia. It is the first controlled country on the planet. Altania is ruled by a King that goes by the name of King Altanin. The main Land of Altania is on Zwamsia and it is made of 19 diffrent districts, Gemo-District 1, Rancher-District 2, Altania City-District 3, Extraction-District 4, Grooval-District 5, Devisment-District 6, Solderment-District 7, Indurtriment-District 8, Millington-District 9, Distation-District 10, Military-District 11, Capital-District 12, Trialtation-District 13, Hearthment-District 14, Warption-District 15, Mastery Creations-District 16, GDA Grounds-District 17, Government Grounds-District 18, and Joy-District 19. Altania has also created future technology like the Frequency Manipulator, Singularity canons, and gem technology.
I want to travel to the country of Altania some day.
by The Legendary Altanian October 18, 2018
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Altay Tuzun

Uh a stoopid bitch ngl...likes among us ig....uhhhh talll...or taller than me......uhhhh....hea...well stoopid, gay and s t o o p i d p p l o v e r....okay cool? Cool!
Altay Tuzun: among us?
Me: SHUT THE F A W K UP YOU STUPID SOME OF A-
altay: okayy :))
by Fiona_is_aight September 26, 2020
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Worshipping the Porcelain Altar

Throwing up. Can be used in two ways:
a) euphemism for drunk-barf.
b) euphemism for bulemic-induced barf.
a)

Brad: Whoa... last night I got totally sloshed and was worshipping the porcelain altar for ages.
John: We know. We heard you.

b)
Brittney: So, ok, I've been, like, worshipping the porcelain altar... if you know what I mean... and I think it's made me like, so totally skinny! But I'm still like, way fat. You know?
Kelsey: Yaaa, hon, ya. Trust me. I've been at it for like, a year. And look at me.
(Hip bones protrude)
I'm like, a blimp.
by grapefruit95 June 14, 2010
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aloaf

too lazy or complacent to bother responding or reaching out
When I call my cat and he merely raises his brow and continues to lay there on the floor, he's being aloaf.
by DAKster June 9, 2015
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altamont

A very good school in Mountain Brook where smart ppl go. Their enemy is Indian Springs.
Their homecoming phrases are pretty much Beat I.S.S! which they write on their knuckles and something else that sounds smarticle
They are the knights and their school colors and Black and Gold.
by Missy Prissy Lissy Nissy October 9, 2008
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Altamont, IL

Altamont, IL is located 12 miles west of Effingham, Il on Interstate 70 or 88 miles east of St. Louis. The town was basically founded by Germans about 150 years ago, and German heritage can be seen all throughout town. Basically a wanna-be Effingham, IL with slightly less people. More famously known for hosting the Effingham County Fair. The town has a reputation of thinking they are better than the neighboring towns of St. Elmo, Beecher City, and Brownstown even though they are just as average as any other small town. The town is about 99% white and most teenagers listen to rap music, and think they are gangsters or prominant high school athletes (until the real world hits). Teenage beer parties seen to be the only thing in town for high schoolers. Altamont thinks its just as successful as top high school sports programs like Teutoplois or Effingham, but in reality they resemble Stew-Stras, St. Elmo, or Beecher City in althletic ability.

Interestingly, the nicest people you will find in town are those who have moved in Altamont (not originally from Altamont) or the lower middle class individuals who do not own a prominant busniness in town or carry a prominant job. It seems like about 20% of the town, controls most of its wealth.

Most residents of Altamont, IL continue to use the communication method of "gossip" to tell about all the misfortunes and breaking news in town.
A-Town usually reserved for rap capital Atlanta, GA, however Altamont, IL has used this to describe itself (although most people familar with the rap scene would agree that Atlanta and Altamont have nothing in common).

Schuetzenfest excuse given to get drunk in town and call it a "holiday"
by local_resident_of_the _area December 20, 2010
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