Alabama Handshake

The act of ejaculating in ones hand then proceeding to slap your sexual partner in the face

i was about to blow, so i pulled out and gave her an alabama handshake

by Bevdogg May 9, 2011

Alba

Alba is a person who has a dream for acting is beautiful can be called weird but if you are her friend she will stick by your side and if you get to date her (not likely because most Alba’s aren’t into dating that much)you should not let her go,if an Alba likes you she will treat you as a close friend if an Alba doesn’t want to be around you she will say “I am losing brain cells listening to you” while you are talking to her. Alba’s are very very smart and are really good at math but bad at ELA because they don’t like rules while they are writing but will still get good grades in it. Also she’s warships spongebob like a god.
(This is about my best friend named Alba)

Person:wow Alba is so amazing

by Is this the real life October 27, 2018

The Alabama Slip

When you stick your dick in someone's ass by "accident."

My girlfriend wants to stay a virgin until marriage so I gave her The Alabama Slip instead.

by Carly Wild July 2, 2008

alabama locktite

to cross thread a nut or bolt (common in the automotive industry in the deep south.

German applied alabama locktite to an exhaust manifold.,

by kelley924817 January 4, 2011

Alabama Sunvisor

Performed when an unconscious victim has pliable, fresh feces spread along the eyebrow region and ample time, typically over the course of a night, is provided for the feces to solidify into a crispy sun-blocking device.

Knowing what lay ahead, Adam's friends cooked up and fashioned a fresh Alabama sunvisor to protect him from the sun's harmful rays.

by DC Double Thick Jucipher September 26, 2011

Alabama Porterhouse

The act of fucking a girl doggy style while eating a steak dinner off her back.

I burnt my girl's back during an Alabama Porterhouse.

by MisterThief117 May 3, 2014

Alabama Cesar salad

When in the 69 position, you titty fuck the girl while she eats out your ass

I blew my load on that bitches belly while she was eating my ass, Alabama Cesar salad alert.

by Boffa Deez May 15, 2016