A very voluptuous man with very tight and big meanders. Epic Shag every geography lesson after school when all the girls have left. I love the special tickle time, especially with his year 7 form. Love his geography exams, don't know fuck all about the economic development in Nigeria but after a quick shag I get grade 9's. I really enjoy it when he teaches us about hydraulic action - Just the thought of the waves smashing against the rocks widening and deepening the hole ultimately making it easy to fit your cock into.
Alan Smith talking about meanders makes me bricked up - legit I could use my cock as coastal defence
by Walmart Bag in Dharavi February 14, 2022
Most famous for his sex god voice. Alan Rickman has icons such as the fabulous Severus Snape in the Harry Potter saga. If walking with a girl whilst she sees him, beware, she will most likely scream and drool.
"My gf dumped me the other day"
"What Happened?"
"She saw Alan Rickman and said i didn't have a sexy enough voice for her"
"What Happened?"
"She saw Alan Rickman and said i didn't have a sexy enough voice for her"
by snapesangel26 February 7, 2009
The best british actor who ever lived. Known for his part in the Harry Potter movies as Professor Severus Snape. Has been acting for over 50 years. Has the most romantic voice. And is the sexiest 60 year old on the planet!!!!!!!!
by SDMALO September 4, 2006
-noun
1. An badass British philosopher who attempted to bring concepts of Eastern spirituality to a Western audience. Known for his incredibly soothing voice and very pleasant discourses.
-verb
1) To turn *ANY* mundane task into an enjoyable game/experience whereby the task instantly becomes exciting and fun.
1. An badass British philosopher who attempted to bring concepts of Eastern spirituality to a Western audience. Known for his incredibly soothing voice and very pleasant discourses.
-verb
1) To turn *ANY* mundane task into an enjoyable game/experience whereby the task instantly becomes exciting and fun.
noun-
R- Yo did you see that new video I sent you on Youtube?
I- You mean the one where that old dude talks about how washing dishes is fun?
R- Yeah, his name is Alan Watts and he's the shit!
verb-
R- Hey man, do me a favor and go alan watts that shit my dog just left on the neighbor's lawn?
I - Word
R- Yo did you see that new video I sent you on Youtube?
I- You mean the one where that old dude talks about how washing dishes is fun?
R- Yeah, his name is Alan Watts and he's the shit!
verb-
R- Hey man, do me a favor and go alan watts that shit my dog just left on the neighbor's lawn?
I - Word
by blobinwrath August 2, 2009
Back in WW2 Alan Turing was the man who broke enigma, which are encrypted codes designed by Germany. Breaking enigma aided the allies drastically enabling them to win the war as well as end it much earlier saving about 14 million lives. Sadly he had allegations filed against him for homosexuality, resulting in chemical castration performed on him finally leading to his suicide in 1954 June 7. Aside from that, he helped the development of computers and other technologies. But most notably Alan Turing is the sole reason we do not live in an authoritarian society ruled by nazis today. Unfortunately most Americans & British people do not give a shit about his contributions since he was homosexual and so Alan Turing is not commemorated much
Person A: damn I just found out about Alan Turing, he helped shape our society so much!
Person B: well he was homosexual so...
Person A:... he saved your life
Person B: well he was homosexual so...
Person A:... he saved your life
by mynameisirrevelant February 21, 2020
by blazzeeee September 13, 2011
A pen name that directors use when they want to disown a movie they made. Can also be used for when someone is so ashamed of something they did.
by Ainrana February 5, 2012