Alabama Scooter

A fictitious sexual act, often a euphemism for any deviant and/or absurd sexual activity.

"I scored an Alabama Scooter last night," Ted snickered. "I get the stitches out next week.

by Mr. Bad Day May 15, 2010

alabama figging

the same thing as figging only with someone in your family.

(read in Texan accent )
Sister: HEY brother, let's do some Alabama figging tonight.
Brother: Sure thang deer.
sister: I sure does likes me some fresh ginger!

by GrotesqueAnal December 5, 2016

Alabama BBQ

When you use barbecue sauce as a lubricant and then eat your girl out after you’re done fucking

Julius: Man dude I just gave my girl an Alabama BBQ, that shit was spicy
Ducksworth: Cool

by ducks_worth December 15, 2017

Alabama Akbar

Commonly shouted when an American high school student has stolen his parents gun and is ready for a full on school shooting.

Mike : Wheres Jordan?
Jenny : I don't know. But he's a massive NERD! *high fives*
Mike : Oh look, there's Jordan!
From the back of the class : NERD!
*Jordan pulls out a M4*
Jordan : ALABAMA AKBAR!

by Actual Dragon Tears July 7, 2016

Alabama mudflap

When a woman's inner vaginal lips are SO huge and hang down so low they can actually fold back and rest against the anus, hence giving them a "muddy" appreance.

Vicky dropped her drawers to reveal the nastiest set of Alabama mudflaps I have ever seen!!!! I think I vomited in my mouth a little!

by Leonard W. July 16, 2007

Alabama Anaconda

Getting pegged by a dominatrix while she rubs between your nuts.

"When I see my mistress, I always go in for the Alabama Anaconda. I'm always sore, but it's always worth it."

by MagentaMedusa November 19, 2021

Alabama Roulette

When ten guys jerk off in a cup of some sort and then they use a funnel to pour the cum inside a girl's vagina(with consent of course). Then after nine months whoever is biologically determinded to be the father is the winner.

Billy was sent to jail for not paying child support after winning a game of Alabama Roulette.

by Jtothefourth December 18, 2009