Passing Nick Kristof in the Aisle

To lay a fart in someone's face while passing them in an airplane, bus, subway train or other public conveyance where they are denied a means of easy escape and have to take the full blast directly or at least danger close. From an unfortunate incident in late 2019 when two-time Pulitzer Prize winner and New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof took such a hit while on a U.S. transcontinental flight.

What happened to you?
I tripped on my shoelace while passing Nick Kristof in the aisle to my Calc teacher on the way back from the Mathletes Jamboree and now I've gotta wear this leg boot for 3 weeks.
Yeah, karma can be a bitch.

Passing Nick Kristof in the Aisle by Tin Hat Kippah December 15, 2020

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Aishi

A kind person who is practically friends with everyone. She is somewhat popular and has all the tea.

That girl is a real Aishi.

Aishi by TeaHolder February 13, 2019

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Aisle 69

The act of redirecting a questioning customer to a non-existent (and distant) area of a large superstore. Done either for reasons of expedient break-taking, general cluelessness or for the amusement of one's self and close shelf-stacking peers. Often all three.

Customer: Could you tell me where I could find the <mildly obscure product> please?

Bitter shelf-stacking monkey: Certainly noble sir/kind madam. I believe said item is located in aisle 69 - keep walking to the far side of the store, and it will be right there on your left.

Aisle 69 by Deademeat December 24, 2010

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aishley

a really sensitive person. Really cares what people think she will not hesitate to write an apology letter If she thinks she hurt you. Is a great friend in general. You really lucky to have a aishley

my friend aishley is great

aishley by Aishley's friend October 21, 2021