passive aggressive

A defense mechanism that allows people who aren't comfortable being openly aggressive get what they want under the guise of still trying to please others. They want their way, but they also want everyone to still like them.

Jane: It's time to go, we really should get going now.

Passive Aggressive Ann: Oh...okay. I just...well okay, I GUESS we can leave now.

Jane: Ann, do you want to stay? Is that what you're trying to get at?

Passive Aggressive Ann: Huh? Oh no, we can leave if YOU want. I just didn't get to do everything I wanted to do yet, but no no, we can go I guess.

Jane: God dammit Ann! Fine, we'll stay, are you happy?

Passive Aggressive Ann: Oh okay! Yeah! That sounds great too!
(Ann got her way without having to openly ask for it)

by Miltonation December 9, 2008

Aggressive Q-tip

The Aggressive Q-tip takes place when a male becomes erect and aggressively attempts to insert said erection in the inner ear of another person (male or female). Ironically, the receiver may need a Q-tip after the act is completed.

The ear - yet another orifice that cannot get pregnant.

Tim was sleeping but Brian was hard and horny.

He figured that Aggressive Q-tipping would not count as rape... No harm no foul?

by YouReadyGrandma? December 11, 2011

Aggressed

A often sad but equally angry form of depression.

"You should put aggressed on urban dictionary" said Morgan.

by Meatyclackers February 19, 2019

Aggressable

1. Aggressive reaction from an agreeable person.

2. A form of passive aggression where the individual is genuinely agreeable by nature, but when pushed to their limit, they lash out in aggression.

3. Aggressive action by an agreeable person. One who is both aggressive in reaction and agreeable in reaction depending on the circumstances of the situation.

In dating situations, Jane often finds herself attracting men who are initially very into her yet slowly lose interest due to her overly agreeable nature. Jane then becomes aggressable; At one moment behaving like her natural agreeable self then suddenly reacting aggressive out of hurt and pain due to feeling like a doormat.

by Shebannah July 20, 2010

aggressive napping

1. A short sleep which you will let NOTHING stand in the way of. Usually done by a person who works more than five days in a row in a given week or works multiple jobs.

2. When you nap so hard that you beat the crap out of that nap.

"A person found aggressive napping may become irritable or even violent if woken up"

by EnniferJay August 16, 2014

aggressive kisser

A person who is known for their violent and forceful abilities while kissing.

Guy 1: "That girl Paula is such an aggressive kisser. She shoved her tongue into my throat"

Guy 2: "Thats hot"

Guy 3: "Ew"

by PAULAREVEALER April 7, 2016

Aggresexual

The name given to someone who is very aggressive sexually. If they are not having sex they are vigorously masturbating to day time television. Aggresexuals are not happy with simple sex they like things dirty and have a fetish for household objects such as toasters, hair straighteners and even lamps.

My boyfriend Alex is such a aggresexual who is constantly turned on even when I feel I have fulfilled his needs. He's forever taking the lamp and my straighteners and putting them up his arse.

by Mossy_Bank June 17, 2016