Adult Event

An Adult over the age of 18 who has shit their pants. This can include sharts and vomit induced shits.

Steve: Hey Aaron, did you hear Scott had an adult event while waiting for the bus.

Aaron: No way, he shit his pants?!

Steve: Yea he had to ride home in his shitty underwear!

by Hamilton Nash October 20, 2012

Adolf Hissler

A term used to describe black and white cats that have a small black patch under their nose, resembling the patch of hair under that of Adolf Hitler, however they do not have anything in else in common with him. The term "Hissler" is a play on words of "Hitler", with "Hiss" being put in place of the beginning. This is a reference to the hissing sound a cat makes when angry, which coincidentally, Hitler often was. (Or at least he sounded like it since he did a great deal of shouting.)

you're cat looks familiar

Yeah, he's a feline Adolf Hissler

by SweetCanadianSyrup June 23, 2016

Adult Jimmy Kissing

The act of giving a blowjob; slang for giving head

Scott: Hey Brian, I just adult jimmy kissed Mark!

Brian: What the hell is adult jimmy kissing Scott?

Scott: It's slang for giving head. It sounds funny, somewhat sophisticated, and old-timey.

by Dick McDickface August 10, 2018

Adult clout

When an adult tells lies or spills secrets of others to gain attention and recognition from other people.

Aunt: Hey your mom told me about your accident. Are you okay?
Me: What accident? Did she need some adult clout again?

by Rise21344 March 22, 2022

Adolf Hitler

A guy that was born in 1889 and spoke very powerfully during his speeches as a politician in Germany. Sadly, due to his rival, Joseph Stalin, who was also a good politician, he died.

People misunderstand him, he asked for a glass of juice from his general, Hans, who had ear surgery at the time. As a result, Hans heard "Gas zhe Jewz", he was simply misunderstood.

Guy 1: "Adolf Hitler sucks!"

Guy 2: "Adolf Hitler helped us! What do you mean!?"

Guy 1: "He did terrible things!"

Guy 2: "No, that was Hans."

by ahahsuahahsha August 15, 2023

Adult

A depressed child. Adults have the notion that juveniles need to suffer. Only when they have suffered enough to wipe out most of their joyous spirits and innocence are they staid enough to be considered 'Adult'. See also: Mature.

You go to your kiddie freinds. Come back when you're an adult and stop play ing Pokemon.

by Ecniv TR June 28, 2004

reverse Adoption

When a Chinese person adopts a white child. Contrary to the usual white adopting a chinese child.

Those children where from reverse adoption.

by ni2k December 31, 2010