Alyssa

An Alyssa is the type of girl that will cheer you up no matter what has happened. They are the one's that are always happy and crazy. If you meet an Alyssa and barely know her she WILL hold a conversation that will last at least 10 minutes.

Alyssa: Hey dont i know you?
Boy: We met on a bridge.
Alyssa: O yeah! how have you been?
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--10 minutes later
Boy: Wow i really got to know you!
Alyssa: Yeah its been a great conversation!

by Ki-l December 14, 2008

Alyssa

One of the prettiest, most beautiful girls you will ever meet. She's very smart, has the most gorgeous green eyes you will ever see, and has "incredibly good-looking" legs. On top of that, she's really nice and will never fail to make you laugh. When with her, you'll wish you will never have to leave her side. You will instantly fall in love with her from the first moment you see her, and you won't be able to forget about her. If you had to spend the rest of your life with someone, it would be Alyssa.

"Are you okay? You keep zoning out today."
"Sorry. Last night I danced with this one girl and now I just can't stop thinking about her..."
"Oh! It must've been Alyssa."

by That_One_BV_Guy May 30, 2009

Alyssa

The most beautiful girl u will ever meet super nice and funny, often vegetarian but its ok cuz shes so hot, afraid of everything, and ticklish

Dam thats alyssa
bro she is sooooo vegitarian

by sp00k1e September 3, 2016

Kind Abyss

A person who has stared into the Abyss for too long that he totally embraced it and became the abyss himself but in spite of being totally dead inside, seems to be kind and helpful to strangers online.

"Help! My computer got a virus or something and lost all data."

Ask Kind Abyss, he'll know what to do.

"The one who shares existential memes and such? I'll give it try, he seems pretty smart anyway"

by urbanronin May 23, 2021

Alyssa

A type of person who Is always on her phone and has headphones in. And likes doing outside activitys (sometimes)

If you ever meet a girl named Alyssa (be careful)........

"Hey Alyssa, you should come over it's been awhile since we've talked "

by NoOneCarezz November 23, 2016

alyssa in bed

She's hot and amazing , thick , beautiful , smart . The type of girl to wear a dress in public but get tied up in bed at night . She's wild , kinky , frisky , sexy , and hot . A great woman , girlfriend and friend . You'll fall I live with her . She's easy to talk to , and she's a open minded and hearted. Person cant hate anyone unless you hurt her really bad ,friends , or family . She will be there no matter what and she is nl stranger . She just wants to be loved and care for but no one is the fit because she has very high standards .

Dammmmmmn i hooked up with Alyssa in bed last night

Damn man you lucky asshole . Better keep her or ill take her

by Hotsss99 July 1, 2017

abyss

A noun used to describe the utter decay of the mental state, usually due to alcohol or marihuana. One who has hit "the abyss" usually ends up being ill, depressed, fubar, or otherwise in a "deep dark place"

That last hit sent richard straight to the abyss, he's in the corner cuddling with some shoes!

by straightballa January 6, 2008