Auto-Pillock

Similar to Auto-Pilot, A noun for a person who seems to go around all day automatically being a pillock to someone.

John: Hey, you look fat today *Walks Off*
Jess: He just walks around all day doing that.
Tom: Yea thats because he's an Auto-Pillock

by RandyPancake November 10, 2010

auto man

Cute little thing you get from your fam jam

Look what a cute little auto man i got from my fam jam

by Doubleseventhirtyfour January 6, 2020

auto tomato

something a dumb bitch would say. frick you.

i love auto tomato

by poopoostankstank February 18, 2021

Auto-Confusion

When the Auto-Correction feature on your cell phone decides to enter random, wrong words which in turn results in the text receiver to become confused.

1: typing "Bahaha that is funny" and your phone's Auto-Correction puts in "Bahamas that is funny", turning what should be Auto-Correction into Auto-Confusion

2: typing "I just fell down and it was hilarious" and your phone's Auto-Correction puts "I just fell download anderson it was hilarious", turning what should be Auto-Correction into Auto-Confusion

by ~~Anonymous2011~~ July 30, 2011

Auto Anal

The act of inserting your penis inside of your own anus.

Richard got tired of masturbation and decided to try auto anal.

Richard stuck his dick in his ass.

by LolXdTrain July 11, 2017

auto highlot

When someone grabs a joint and smokes it without realizing that it was puff-puff-passed to them to be smoked. Such as being on auto pilot when flying.

"Did you just hit that from muscle memory alone?" Yeah man, I must have been on auto highlot.

by OGAutoHighlot August 10, 2021

auto cotton

When the bastard we know as "auto correct" tries to hide its identity.

My auto cotton thinks its being slick.

by Bouncy ball extraordinaire February 11, 2014