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A huge hoe that sucks anyone's dick for free all you have to do is ask
Just a plain hoe Angela
Angela by Cpalmer December 19, 2016
A satanistic servant of evil who has come to destroy the world with her hate-fueled debauchery. Angela is known to live at the gates of hell, next to the altar of Pergamon. Experts of the Qanon Movement claim to have linked her bloodline back to Adolf Hitler.
Angela lives right by the Pergamon altar, at the feet of satan.
Angela by We hate Merkel 69 November 22, 2021
A person you'll fall in love with , knowing she's going to break your heart in the future tense .The type of person who's little voice messages will make your day . someone who'll change you , will turn you into a better person . she might hurt you a lot and might disappear from your life for your own deeds , but you'll be grateful for the time you spent with her . she'll make you realise things no one has ever been . you'll meet a lot of girls who'll care for you but still you'll keep chasing this person . she's absolutely gorgeous and mesmerising . Her absence's gonna ruin years of your life but you still won't be able to hate her . you'd still say she's the best . i love you ♾

- the person you hate the most

(04:09 am , 23rd November , 2021 )
angela is one of the strongest person i know , angela hates me , angela thinks I'm a psychopath
angela by youknowme2004 November 22, 2021
A mom friend, but also a goblin friend. A mother goblin.
"Did that chick just eat that gummy bear off the floor?"
"Yeah, that's Angela. She gave me a water bottle earlier and told me to hydrate or diedrate."
Angela by OPSharkShoes June 15, 2019
Angelas r really sexy. they r incredibly tall and have dirty-blonde hair with blue eyes. r incredibly stubborn but will always be loyal to her friends. shes enriched in everything, fastest in the class, and large in everything except body weight. all da boys crush on her at first sight. she always hides her feelings and is GREAT in front of audiences. she doesn't let anyone call her a bitch but no one ever has to. 1 of da earliest people to have a REAL job and always says 'what the frigg' Angelas r different, they hate bunnies but love tigers. she also likes mud. when u meet an an Angela u'll never forget her, and she hates everything that resembles juvenile.
some dude: do u know who got 100 on that AP test?!
random person: yea, dude! iz sex-queen Angela!
Angela by NaughtyAss May 14, 2019
A slut, is mostly just annoying and never gives you a chance to give your opinion.

If you even think of talking back to her you will probably be kicked out of school or fired from work for sexual harassment.
"So how are you doing Angela?"

"Oh my fucking god did you just assume my gender?"

"..What? No i..."

"RAPE!!!!!!!"