Andrew

An Andrew can only be an acquaintance but will let you think he can become a friend and by the time you figure Andrew out you just may be in love. Andrews may have Masters in education but will never Master music. Andrews are a master of their appetites for food and wont eat meat, but they can never master their appetite for the meat of the Sea. Andrews are best at mastering their sexual appetites, they love fasting for days on end. An Andrew will most likely never make you laugh, but an Andrew will surely never ever make you cry.

Him: Hey is that an Andrew that just moved into her apartment?
Friend: YeAh, cant you tell look how wet he is, like he just swam a shore!

by Chula Buena October 3, 2021

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Andrew

Usually lucky in most things they do with themselves requiring no skill do to their luck

Dang, Andrew is soooo lucky.

by 3674774663 February 21, 2018

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Andrew

Andrews are great friends but don’t make great boyfriends always. They have a major kink for chocking and an obsession with boob jobs. They also like to show girls their shit and are sometimes the most stupid boy on the planet. Andrews are either super sweet or a crazy dick. So be careful when dealing with Andrews because they are unpredictable! not all are bad but some are the devil

Andrew came on my leg then blamed it on me

by Daisy dude November 6, 2019

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Andrew

Andrew is a very special person with a great personality but most people make fun of him but they secretly wish they were him.he is a rare species and usually is short with ginger or brown hair.Andrew acts shy but is usually one of the loudest outside of the classroom walls.

Person 1:who is that small one over there?
Person 2:oh that's Andrew

by Shermanloyf January 27, 2020

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