Alejandro

Cooks tacos all the time and is the most Mexican of the Mexicans

“Cook me some tacos Alejandro”

by Joemama123456578 November 21, 2021

Alejandro

Alejandro is the spiciest person in the world. He is a good person.

Person 1: Wow that guy is so spicy!
Person 2: I know right that person is such an Alejandro!

by thespiceconnoisseur November 14, 2022

Alejandro

A Mexican (yet surprisingly white) wolf or lion

Boy: Is that Alejandro
Girl: Yes, he is my bf
Boy: He is super hot

by SunFlowersInMyCasket May 10, 2023

Alejandro Rules

In tennis, this rule comes into play when you're leading by just one game and want to avoid the risk of losing. Under this rule, you play just one final game, with no possibility of losing. The result will either be a win or a tie. var: "Super Alejandro" rule: You're up by more than one game and can only win.

Momentum changed and I won 4 in a row to get within one game, but my opponent invoked Alejandro Rules and it ended in a tie.

by nawhea March 10, 2025

Alejandro

He has a huge like very huge cock that I cum every time he is inside of me Alejandro Sanchez from Kipp just amazes me

Alejandro cock is huge

by Alejandr May 29, 2024

Alejandro

A guy with a dry ass personality + small dick like the size of my thumb and wears rusty clear glasses and the point you can see cheeto dust on it, Alejandro is a cheater, player, and a fuckboy who uses girls to get a world record for many exes i hate alejandro with my whole life and i wish he kills himself with that girl his dating rn. AND HIS A PUSSY #kysalejandro

T: Alejandro is such a pussy
X; True bitch :3

by Wallace Walls December 28, 2023

Alejandro and Kylian

The hottest guys in this world. You think that you're okay, but when you meet them, you feel empty and worthless. Trust me, if you meet them, protect your pussies and thongs at all cost, because their horniness has got no limits. Parties without A&K mean nothing, because they're the party animals. They bring joy and happiness around the world. Sluts and bitches envy A&K, 'cause they know that they will never be able to get them. No dick in this world hasn't been marked by their tongues. "Tasty" is the best word to define them, as the men say.

Legend says that when Alejandro & Kylian are coming for your man, you can hear a very special song: "Ma chatte, ta chatte, vos chattes... SONT A NOUS!!!!". If you ever find yourself in this situation, run for your life. Nobody can escape A&K's horniness.

Heyy Britney, can you hear that song?
What song, Katherine? Are you cursed by A&K again??? RUN TO YOUR MAN!

My mom's thongs smell like Alejandro and Kylian.. Have they fucked again?
Of course, it's A&K.

by Cringy Bitches February 29, 2024