Miami airport incident

The incident was really over the cop thinking the female had let her sideburns grow out too long, and he smacked her down because he thought she was too tall for him.

Miami Airport Incident-

Cop-Trim those sideburns and slouch, do it, do it now, or leave the airport!

Female passenger- Fuck, I'm already five foot nothing, how low do you want me to stoop?

by Solid Mantis July 2, 2020

Syracuse Hancock International Airport

An airport that is both overrated and underrated at the same time but somehow doesn't have Southwest Airlines service.

"I was flying out of Syracuse Hancock International Airport today." "Let me guess, JetBlue"

by Central_NY_Aviation October 16, 2020

Airport Effect

The propensity for a woman's physical appearance to be artificially heightened due to the lack of women around a mostly male populated area.

Man I only took Angie out due to the Airport Effect

by Garnacho757 December 30, 2023

airport sushi

Pussy

Airport sushi is an acquired taste.

by pornogil April 13, 2023

Airport Complex

When you believe you are the hottest person in a setting where looks are unimportant.

When you look around the office and notice there are no hot people so you believe you are the hottest person at work is an example of airport complex.

by Xx_zer0c00l_xX April 15, 2023

Safety Hazard (Airport)

Daddy Brad using a laser pen to burn things on an airport. Daddy Brad should NOT be allowed on or near an airport. If you see him there, please report this to MI5 immediately.

Daddy brad is a safety hazard (Airport).

by misterblobbysmassiveshlong December 15, 2022

airport whore

a fat woman who sucks dick at airports

!define airport whore

by jabbathehutmut December 24, 2022