trouser snake

A new Kik term for a guy's penis

Boy in Kik room: anyone wanna see my snake?

Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake

Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation

( Boy leaves room)

by Sexydimma October 29, 2017

Trouser Trouting

The act of displaying your penis while still wearing pants. Usually accomplished by unzipping the pants and exposing the penis. This is often done at party's or in public as a joke, but can also be utilized as a means to proudly display your penis to potential sex partners to ignite arousal and attraction.

That guy over there is Trouser Trouting, he's got his dick hanging out of his zipper in front of Mary. I bet she's going to hook up with him.

by Baalor December 7, 2012

red trousers

Trousers hated by stylish Chelsea FC supporters. Mostly worn by Fulham and Arsenal fans. Also known as "tosser trousers" or "wanker pants".

Chelsea fan Clive: "OMG, look at those red trousers"

Chelsea fan Seb: "Terrible, must be a Fulham fan, no taste"

by Sebcfc March 11, 2014

Trouser Mountain

Another way of describing when your penis becomes erect and pushes upward against the crotch of your pants, also known as pitching a tent, standing at attention, morning wood and rising son

Why do you have a trouser mountain while watching those kids play???

by Metallicajunkie October 23, 2018

Curvey trouser

The sexual act of using body fluid(feces, semen, blood, or urine) to stick tight to your partner like glue, during doggy style sex. Stuck tight to their body like a pair of pants.

Me and my girlfriend did a curvey trouser last night. It took the shower to separate our bodies.

by JeromeB March 2, 2018

Trouser Guns

Imaginery item(s) found in the inside of the trouser leg, used by species called Big Caff and the Timmies...

Trouser Guns

by devinemadness April 15, 2010

Webbing trousers

When your trousers are so full, it feels like you're kitted out for a week long operation in a war zone!

Lots of stuff + Trousers = Webbing trousers

Dude 1 "Dude, I've got my IPod, my wallet, my phone my keys and a Coke in my pockets and I'm wearing skinny jeans!"
Dude 2 "Got some webbing trousers going on, eh?"
Dude 1 "Mmmhmhh"

by Rob Humm February 17, 2009