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Hoy Moses

1) A woman who is crazy and obsessed with a man and never moves on no matter how
clear it is he's not into her.

2) A totally pathetic woman who usually embarasses herself to get attention.
That chick Melody is one Hoy Moses!

Oh no everyone hide! Here comes Hoy Moses!
by The Wise Woman June 13, 2009
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ollie moses

ollie moses is osmosis in disguise he is also ginger
by masontoon43rawr July 3, 2023
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Moses sandles

A term used to avoid phrases such as “Jesus Christ” or “holy fuckin shit dawg” and in some cases “what the hell
*loud unexpected sound* “MOSES SANDLES, that scared me”
by Yeah I wrote that February 7, 2023
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Moses Effect

n. A phenomenon most frequently witnessed while laying in bed with or while straddling a bare chested female.

Otherwise known as horizontal boob droop, gravitational cascading of chest fat, negative symmetric reflection of the sagittal mammary plane, rhombusing of the twins, yaw pitch and roll ratio skewing, or what a medical doctor may call, bilateral breast ptosis.
Mario: Your wife's tits are amazing!
Luigi: Yeah...$10,000 will definitely eliminate that Moses effect.
by Donuld Trump June 17, 2016
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Holy Moses

When something so wild happens even the brother Moses couldn’t comprehend it
Me: yo you see that big booty girly ask out that one mans I’ve never even heard of?

George: holy Moses man how the hell did that happen
by jerafe May 30, 2019
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Heil Moses

It is a greeting used by the supporters of Moses
by Notanalt009 July 8, 2021
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Lillian Moses

Badest female to ever live literally. No one can compare to the level of badness she has
Cel: I wish I was as good as Lillian Moses
Everyone to ever live: Your such a silly billy, that's impossible
by Chief Nevercapper October 16, 2018
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