69

Only the greatest number of all time!

Melissa: "What time is it?"
Tina: "69."
Everyone: "Ohhh yess!"

by NewFreakingYork May 20, 2012

69

Issa number dumbass , ya’ll be green minded 🧐

53+16=69

by Smd bih December 04, 2017

69%

When you're charge on your phone or any other divice is 69% you wish to have sex with someone you want. 69

Person 1: 69%
Person 2: lol who do you want to fuck
Person 1: Jessie
Person 2: dude everyone knows she's a slut choose someone else
Person 1: oops it's 68% now

by hehe♡ March 26, 2017

69

The number that comes after 68 and before 70.

Kid 1: Hey, let's play hide-and-go-seek!
Kid 2: Okay! I'll start counting! 1, 2, 3...
67, 68, 69... 99, 100! Ready or not, here I come!

by The Joking Quace of Sparts December 21, 2010

69

when the dude eats out the chick as she gives him head...

"yummm......."

by jenjen October 15, 2003

69

A number based from a sex position. the sex position became a number hundereds and hundereds of years ago.

I be countin' to 69 all day.

by Chris Rutherford June 11, 2008

69

what you plus me equals

Hey Stacy, are you good at math? Because I+U=69!

by phatmatt12345 April 29, 2008