May 31 

The day the best and purest crackheads were birthed.

Tom: Yo bro it’s Tits birthday she was born on may 31 yk what that means crackhead but she’s fire.

May 31 by Titknee November 13, 2019

August 31

ur hot if u were born on august 31st

omg ur so hot u were born on august 31st

August 31 by urmomis quite hawt May 26, 2021

December 31 

This is the day that a bunch of horny men will get a sore dick from busting 31 big fat fucking nuts.

It’s December 31, gotta speedrun nutting. 24 hours, no sleep, only nut… every 46 minutes.

Whip out that cock at the dinner table! Time to nut till I can’t nut anymore!

December 31 by AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH November 18, 2021

October 25-30/31 

Every single October 25-30/31 you are to confess to whomever you like your feelings.

Person 1: I'm going to confess to my crush how I feel
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Mate all the days that are in between the 25th and the 31st we have to confess to our crush(s).
October 25-30/31

October 25-30/31 by Spookeyyyyy October 22, 2019

August 31

National girl day💖 appreciate any girl in your life weather it be a friend, girlfriend, mom, auntie, sister

August 31 National girl day💖 is a day to appreciate the girls in your life

August 31 by Ur_girl_naynay August 31, 2019

August 31

The day a bad ass bitch was brought into this hell hole we call earth, they are a virgo and they love mocking their science teacher and throwing computer moniters down from the top floor of their apartment complex

Wow you're born in August 31? You're a fucking baddieee

August 31 by Theybaddassbitch05 August 6, 2020

October 31 

The best day of October

Kindle: Yo dude its October 31
Zach: Epic, Candy, Halloween, Movies, Happiness

October 31 by Spookyoliver October 14, 2019