March 20th

You must give a blowjob to someone born on this day who also happens to have their first name start with an I

Ivan’s birthday is on the 20th? Welp time to suck his big juicy SHCLONG (because his name starts with an I and his birthday is on March 20th. He must get a blowjob)

by Anthony Ruevas October 16, 2019

February 20th

National suck dick day

Ayo it’s February 20th
Come suck

by food27789737392047 October 3, 2019

january 20th

The day America will collapse in on itself.

Trump supporter: Only a few days left until January 20th!! So excited!!

Anti-Trump Supporter: AW HELL NO! I'M MOVING TO CANADA!!!

by MathWiz248 January 17, 2017

October 20th

"National Sob into a Pint of Ben & Jerry's Day"

Always the day after October 19th, "National Confess your Love Day"

I got rejected on October 19th. Time to celebrate October 20th by grabbing some ice cream and having a pity party!

by Argh Nargh October 20, 2019

March 20th

National tell your 10 closest friends your real truest opinion about them day.

Rachel, i hate you!
Samantha! How rude!
Its march 20th
Oh okay then, youre smelly.

by Unicornyassss March 18, 2020

November 20th

shove your pet up you're ass day

i shoved my dog up my ass because it November 20th

by tomfroggraham October 12, 2021

November 20th National Cum Jar day

On the 20th of November its Cum Jar Day!
Grab a Jar, and get fun going!

Jeez its November 20th National Cum Jar day Already? I'll better start!

by Wazerzapp November 19, 2021