Kitten Huffing

A relatively healthy alternative to Street Drugs. The most popular method of kitten ingestion, the "cupped hands" aproach, involves cupping one's hands around the kitten's head, and inhaling deeply through an opening in the hands, effectively sucking out the kitten's soul. Some huffers prefer huffing using plastic tubes or kitten huffing bowls.

I think I'm addicted to Kitten Huffing, I go through a couple litters a day.

by Ethan M April 20, 2007

Kitten proofing

Making an environment as safe as possible, such as only having pillows and foam in a room, or at least keeping drugs out of kids reach.

Tom "Hey, Dick, is the room kitten proof?"

Dick "Sure is Tom I've removed all the razors and power leads, been up all night, kitten proofing"

Harry "Don't forget the rubber walls we installed, Dick. It's extremely kitten proof Tom; nothing to worry about."

by JJP770 August 4, 2009

kitten-tornado

A kitten-tornado is a mini whirlwind caused by a kitten chasing it's tail. It picks up speed along the way and in some cases will re-arrange or break items in it's way.

The kitten-tornado came with such force that it knocked the plant out of it's planter.

by chatton August 18, 2011

Kitten life

The life of a girl dreaming whom dosent want to face reality also known as Peter Pan Syndrome.

im sad I want to live the kitten Life

by Jmaz May 14, 2012

Kitten Holocaust

n. the event of a person masturbating profusely.

"Everytime you masturbate, a ninja chops the head off a kitten."

by JB November 24, 2003

kitten breath

Used to describe one's bad breath. Used by Mike Myers in the movie "So I Married an Axe Murder".

Go brush your teeth, I'm not making out with you while you got kitten breath.

by Dewy5785 November 17, 2007

kitten's on the grill

A girl is aroused; "hot pussy."

Periods suck--even though it's all a mess, still, kitten's on the grill.

by tessykinsss April 19, 2010