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Weather Dragon 

KIM SEUNGMIN . He is sad when it’s cloudy and dark, he is also very happy and cheery when it is bright and sunny. He also thinks everyone else is sad when the weather is bad. He wishes he could hibernate like bears in winter.
Stay 1 : Seungmin sent frowning faces on bubble, I wonder if he is sad
Stay 2 : Oh, that’s just because it’s gloomy in Seoul today, he’s a little weather dragon.
Weather Dragon by fanofmrmongmongman February 16, 2024

Weather update 

When you have to announce something has changed
Based on ‘History of the World by Bill Wurtz
“How’s Jack?”
“Weather update: he cheated on me so I killed him”
“Nice”
Ps-i never killed somebody I just put it there for dark comedic reasons

Weather Capping 

Where one spreads his or her cheeks apart and a male lays his erect penis onto his or her exposed anus hole and farts. Which would then make the erect penis bounce up and down like a weather cap on a tractor.
Weather Capping- Like yo I was chillin with Troy last night and shit got crazy and I weather capped his ass!
Weather Capping by Lowery1107 March 29, 2025

Weather Bias

A metacognitive metabias describing the fundamental error of perceiving and treating complex human systems—politics, societies, institutions, legal frameworks, entire nations—as if they were weather phenomena: vast, impersonal, uncontrollable forces to be endured rather than understood or changed. It's the cognitive shortcut that transforms "this policy is unjust" into "this is just how things are," that converts "this system could be improved" into "you can't fight city hall." Weather bias is the mental mechanism that makes people describe political shifts as "tides," economic changes as "storms," and social movements as "waves"—metaphors that strip away agency, responsibility, and the possibility of intervention.

Those in its grip watch their country drift toward authoritarianism the way they'd watch a hurricane approach: with a mixture of fatalism, passive observation, and preparation to ride it out rather than any impulse to change its course. They speak of "the direction the country is heading" the way they'd discuss wind patterns—as if collective human choices were atmospheric pressure systems with no alternative.
Weather bias operates at every scale. The voter who stays home because "my vote doesn't matter anyway" is exhibiting weather bias about elections. The citizen who accepts corruption as "just how politics works" is treating their legal system like a climate. The entire population that watches democratic norms erode while commenting on "the political temperature" has fully succumbed—describing a fever without ever considering treatment.

This bias is the foundational reason sociometeorology emerged as a field: because humans keep acting like weather, we needed a science to study them that way. It's self-fulfilling prophecy on a civilizational scale—the more we treat our institutions as forces of nature, the more they become as uncontrollable as the wind, and the more justified our passivity seems.

Example: "Watching her country slide into autocracy while citizens discussed 'the political climate' and 'shifting winds,' the political scientist recognized pure Weather Bias—they were describing a hurricane they could have stopped as if it were a hurricane they had to survive."
Weather Bias by Dumu The Void March 11, 2026

Weather Wearer 

/ˈweT͟Hər 'werər/ (n.)
A Weather Wearer is somebody who's entire mood is based on the people's moods around them. Easily influenced and easy to be brought to strong emotional states. When other's cry around a Weather Wearer, a Weather Wearer will cry. When they see joy, they will feel joy as well.

Weather Wearer, Weather Wearing, Weather Worn, Weather Wear.
A: "Why are you crying, B?"
B: "I was watching a movie and a sad scene played, so I wept!"
A: "Oh, you're such a Weather Wearer!"

Weather Jetlag

Coming from a warm place to a colder place (or the other way around) and feeling the temperature more intensely for a few days.
I just came back from Spain, where it was warm and sunny in November and now I’m having Weather Jetlag in Germany!”
Weather Jetlag by spirvt November 8, 2025