Rubber Plant IQ

Someone with the wit of a rubber plant, thus as smart as an inanimate object.

Person 1: You've got rubber plant IQ.
Person 2: *licks a doorknob*

by Izn't No More November 28, 2022

IQ

A bogus concept that claims to be a measure of intelligence, but in reality, is as problematic as using BMI as a measure of healthy weight. IQ tests have been demonstrated to be culturally biased (that is, they rely heavily on questions that presuppose knowledge of white, Western culture). In reality, intelligence isn't something people are born with varying amounts of, it's a muscle that people choose to exercise or not, and just about anyone (save for the PROFOUNDLY cognitively disabled) can be smart or stupid, depending on whether they choose to be observant of what's really going on around them, pay attention to detail, and learn from experiences both positive and negative, or just walk around the world like a dumbass with their head in the sand. There are many more stupid people in the world, because stupidity is the path of least resistance, being smart takes effort. Some people are better with numbers, memorizing patterns, spatial orientation, sure, but that isn't intelligence, those are just specific skills that people will naturally have varying degrees of. True intelligence or stupidity isn't something that's inborn, it's a choice to pay attention, make good decisions, and seek out helpful information, or not. The fact that so many high-IQ people are good at taking tests, but are complete and utter dumbasses in every other facet of life, should put to rest the idea that IQ means anything at all, but unfortunately, this very stupid myth still persists.

The fact that there are high-IQ people who advocate fascism, but my ex-girlfriend who is technically learning-disabled, and so bad with directions that she could get lost in a NYC street grid, volunteers her time passionately to help immigrants and low-income people, and taught herself Spanish, proves that IQ has jack-all to do with actual intelligence.

by q359 July 24, 2023

IQ Existential Crises

A process by which one has spent heaps of time researching IQ and finally starts questioning if knowing one's IQ has any purpose beyond hubris.

X:...What is the point of IQ? What does knowing this number do?? Is it all to grandiose my ego? Will it ever help me in the future? Why have I spent so much time on this useless topic?
Y: There is no point... You seem to be having a case of IQ Existential Crises.

by AXAAA October 19, 2021

Xander Suedbeck's IQ

the IQ of Xander Suedbeck is 178

Xander Suedbeck's IQ is so high

by GoldenSword February 16, 2023

IQ

A short writing of intelligence quality.
Which something some people on urban dictionary dont even have.

My IQ is 100!

by Ultracloud May 26, 2019

50 IQ Moment

Helping someone with an incredibly straight forward/simple solution.
Not 200 IQ but not 50 IQ

Person 1: MY FUCKING COMPUTER'S LAGGING SO HARD
Person 2: Have you tried restarting your computer that might help.
Person 1: Your a fucking genius be right ba- (restarts computer)
Person 3: Actual 50 IQ Moment

by h^>< January 30, 2021

Low IQ

Stupid as fuck

“Your so stupid”
“Because I have a low iq and I’m dumb as dog shit”

by Abbs 🫶🏻 November 1, 2023