And I oop

When vsco girls drop there hydroflasks(a very overpriced water bottle) they love scrunchies and they love saying skskskskskskss (and I oop I droped my hydroflask

Vsco girl: oh now I droped my hydro and I oop sksksksksksk

by Devin😂 October 5, 2019

Did I ask?

If you're here you can't say this.

Guy: You want air?

9yo: Did I ask?

by JadeLaser February 18, 2021

I know you are but what am I

Something you say when you know your joke was wack but don’t want to admit it.

Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️

by Ass_Gobbler69 September 9, 2023

I Promise I

I Promise I

I Promise I

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

I gotta call TJ

Code words for “ I gotta take a dump in Apt.”

Man my belly Hurts!! I gotta call TJ!

by Winger444 September 29, 2023

I

in the sky…
I have flew…
Up so high…
Beautiful beyond anything I ever knew…
Crashing down…
I have done that too…

Ideas I have created…
That made me so elated…
Numbers I have chased…
Here and there…

Here…
Figured out once again

that was merely my imagination in high gear…
Seeing him I did…
Simultaneously,
Numbers moving everywhere here…

When your heart screams…
Anything you would/ will do…
To believe …
That it is your he…
Yep…
100% guilty would be me.

That doesn’t change my love for he…
As I will always love him with my everything….

This will always be true…
4u

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 December 29, 2024

I can’t fucking sing

When you can’t do something you’re normally good at

“Hey how was practice yesterday”
“It was alright but I can’t fucking sing with my kicks”

by YeLover6000 April 30, 2025