National grab ass day

24 October

Grab someones ass on this day its national grab ass day

by Alissaisgay October 23, 2019

stick a shovel up my ass

To give someone a hard time or a lot of attitude.

I hate him! Every time he sees me, he tries to stick a shovel up my ass.

by House-elf December 10, 2010

Blowing sunshine up your ass

Trump’s preferred Covid-19 cure

Vaccine? Who needs a vaccine? Blowing sunshine up your ass, that’ll get rid of that nasty corona. We have all the best sunshine here. UV, ultraviolet, you name it.

by Legitcures April 23, 2020

He will go jihad on your ass

well jihad is a holy war waged on behalf of Islam as a religious duty..

but here in america when someone (typically a middle easterner) or anyone is angry or upset ..you say.. he's gona go jihad on your ass

by j0-Rocks December 23, 2004

knock the black off yo ass

When you beat shit out a sucka nigga's ass...

When I was chillin wit my homies at the mall, some sucka nigga tried to bust so I knock the black off yo ass...

by Zachary69 May 4, 2006

National grab ass day

Every april 11th the american males celebrate a holday consisting of playfully grabbing each others buttock and squeezing

Oh shit nigga its national grab ass day? Nigga get your cheeks over here boy!

by Bleach and cough syrup April 11, 2019

there's a jinn up your mom's ass

A phrase used among Muslims, typically used as a means of derailing a conversation when one person says something particularly hurtful or annoying to the other.

Fatima: Mohammed, why do you sound like a retard whenever you speak?
Mohammed: there's a jinn up your mom's ass.

by mynoduesp2303 November 6, 2018