I eat our own dog food

Implies sweating profusely until swamp ass has turned into a frothed eggwhite like substance on your chode, which is then scooped and devoured with a cup of cold milk.

I eat our own dog food and store my crypto on Binance.com. I also need to convert crypto from time-to-time to pay for my personal expenses or for the Card.

by Rokett March 27, 2023

I majjin

A humorously-altered/shortened way of saying, "I would imagine so"; it's mostly used to jovially/light-heartedly tell someone else that his guess/assertion about a particular topic --- usually something comparatively minor/trivial --- sounds probable/logical/reasonable to you.

Cool dude #1, examining a discarded trash-bag with medium-length slits in the middle of the bottom and along both its lower sides: I would say that this bag was probably used as an emergency rain-poncho; wouldn't you majjin??
Cool dude #2: Yeah, I majjin --- the bag looks in good shape otherwise, and those slits appear neat and uniformly-positioned, so I don't suppose they got torn accidentally.

by QuacksO August 22, 2018

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles I Root Out Answers Out Of Guesses, What Am I? Angel Jose Robles, ALso Know As, Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna: A Strategist

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles I Root Out Answers Out Of Guesses, What Am I? Angel Jose Robles, ALso Know As, Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna: A Strategist

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles I Root Out Answers Out Of Guesses, What Am I? Angel Jose Robles, ALso Know As, Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna: A Strategist

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

I

Those eyes I love to see…
Yet another time
I couldn’t make it be…
My love for he…
Will never change…

Poetry I try to write …
But something doesn’t seem quite right…

Regardless of what things may seem…
He will always be my dream!!!!
That I wish will one day be a reality….
I love YOU
Always ❤️❤️❤️❤️

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 February 4, 2025

Oops I came inside

The last words you will say before she dumps you. In a couple months, you'll get a nasty surprise. Oops, I did it again.

-Oops I came inside you. Honey
I'm dumping you, Jack.
-Please, don't!

by Y@ko\/ April 20, 2020

i dont want a thotie i want a bae

iconic Jawad song

aka a song that came out summer 2019

bop

i dont want a thotie i want a bae is actually a pretty good song

take you on a trip on a private plane

anywhere you want

you just gotta say

by vcsodscobadapisco October 7, 2019

and now my life to you i give

A song that popularized on the internet because someone was singing it moments before a car crash. Multiple edits of the guy were made.

Singing Guy: and now my life to you I give
Singing Guy: and now my life.. AUAHHHHHH!!
*car crash noises*
Singing Guy: *absolutely puzzled after the crash*

by cooooooooooooooooooooooooookie July 17, 2023