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wall vamp 

noun Shortened form of "wall vampire" which is a slang for a wall adaptor (AC or DC) as they are always on, regardless of whether a device is being powered by them (energy is lost through the transformer core, as well as heat produced). As such, they drain the power like a vampire, and as they are on the wall, they are aptly named 'wall vamps'. It can also be used to refer to chargers which take power in excess while idle.
Gah, his phone charger is such a wall vamp.
wall vamp by Vasily K. July 20, 2006
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Wall Papering 

When it is hot outside and your balls are sweating and they stick to the side of your inner thighs, and you have to pull them off (They are sticking like wallpaper)
Damn I'm wall papering so bad
There's nothing worst when its hot out and you start to wallpaper
Wall Papering by Masterflex22 March 6, 2009

Wall Squatter 

People who only comment (or reply to comments) on their own Facebook wall while ignoring everyone else's. This person is either too popular, narcissistic and/or stuck at home raising children.
Crystal is a wall squatter on Facebook who talks too much about what her kids are doing.

verb: wall squatting
Wall Squatter by germany1967 June 23, 2009

Wall-eed 

Having sexual intercourse in the days leading up to big surf day(s). Leaving the man with no drive to catch the biggest and best waves of the swell. Often feels content in the lineup and lacks drive to catch waves. NOTE: It is especially noticeable if you got Wall-eed within the 12 previous hours leading up to the surf session.
"Why is Dan running late, we were suppose to surf the cliffs super early", I say. Dan runs up to the car as we prepare to leave. "Guys! I got Wall-eed! My girl wouldnt let me leave, she needed to get laid this morning."

Later that morning in the ocean.

Andy says to me, 'Why cant dan catch any waves?'

"Aww!! he got Wall-eed!!!", laughing at Dan, "Lets catch all his waves!!
Wall-eed by OBwally September 8, 2012

Wall of Text Syndrome 

A post that suffers from a massive amount of words. Can be abbreviated as WOTS.
I saw this post and it had serious wall of text syndrome

Wall of shame 

A collection of empty liquor, wine, and beer bottles (especially rare or uncommon) proudly displayed on a mantel, china cabinet or other open display for others to see what one has consumed.
Jimmy had to restart his wall of shame after he changed apartments.
Dan had to get rid of his wall of shame when his girlfriend moved in with him.
Wall of shame by Diderot1 February 10, 2014

Wall banger 

A male in a public place such as a bar or club that stands against the wall instead of talking to females. Usually the male is holding a drink or on a mobile phone.
James: "Drew you need to stop being a wall banger and talk to some chicks. Next thing you'll be headed home to go to bed."

Drew: "I wall bang because I lack confidence and I'm waiting for a model to walk in this bar in the middle of the ghetto."
Wall banger by Jayredbull October 1, 2016