ungrateful turd

Someone who is ungrateful and a piece of shit at the same time

Wow your such an ungrateful turd sometimes, you could at least thank me for sucking your cock dad

by Topdeck July 4, 2015

Turde$ha

Its when Ke$ha is and a turd collide.You can kinda use for when you see a really Girly girl.They think they're popular but there just plain ugly and has no reputation.Plus they always get drunk.

NewKid:Hey,whos that cutie?
PopularGuy:Thats a Turde$ha,Dude!

by NickiMinajFan#1 January 9, 2011

turd tat

A tattoo that is received in a hole in the wall tattoo shop or possibly in prison. Turd tats are given by a inexperienced person with homade equiptment and not using safety measures. Most turd tats are the first tattoo a person gets that isn't professionally done. Most turd tats usually say "MOM" or "DAD" in homade ink.

John just came out of prison with huge turd tat

by SpooDog July 5, 2009

Tactical turd

The process of having of having a poo before you leave your house when you don't need to have one to not inconvenience yourself later on in the day and needing to have a poo when not in your house.

"Have you left yet?"
"Not yet, I'm having a tactical turd"

by regdoss September 13, 2018

wizard turd

renaissance festival after hour workers. often enjoy dungeon's and dragons, magic and love type o negative and other crappy bands they look grimy usually trying to look gothic and mysterious

look at the wizard turds playing dungeons and dragons in their mom's basement

by the necromancer June 21, 2013

g-turd

A surprise small amount of stool that that is excreted after an individual believes the bowl movement is completed.

I had wiped twice and was about to flush when I was surprised to have a g-turd.

by covfrrider August 10, 2009

lazy turd

Noun: A turd that is flattish and in-between being diarrhea and the perfect turd.

A person who is way lazier than a couch potato.

Sorry, I can't talk to you right now, my cat just took a lazy turd on my wife and now she wants me to abandon him.

GET YOUR STUPID FUCKING ASS OFFA MY GODDAMN COUCH YOU DUMD ASS LAZY TURD!

by Victoria is cool B] January 25, 2022