wizard turd

renaissance festival after hour workers. often enjoy dungeon's and dragons, magic and love type o negative and other crappy bands they look grimy usually trying to look gothic and mysterious
look at the wizard turds playing dungeons and dragons in their mom's basement
by the necromancer June 21, 2013
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turd searcher

Crass and politically incorrect phrase describing a male homosexual with strong anal intentions
Buster: Looks like Barry is on the prowl prancin' and dancin' at the Blue Oyster Bar
Bubba: Yeah, he's a bonafide turd searcher. He'll be biting the pillow before long.
by wch-meister October 24, 2017
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ungrateful turd

Someone who is ungrateful and a piece of shit at the same time
Wow your such an ungrateful turd sometimes, you could at least thank me for sucking your cock dad
by Topdeck June 25, 2015
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turd cabin

a small enclosed area in which to defacate, such as an outhouse or covered kitty litter box with a door.
Socks is sure stirring up something in his turd cabin!
by Redvelvette April 17, 2011
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turd tat

A tattoo that is received in a hole in the wall tattoo shop or possibly in prison. Turd tats are given by a inexperienced person with homade equiptment and not using safety measures. Most turd tats are the first tattoo a person gets that isn't professionally done. Most turd tats usually say "MOM" or "DAD" in homade ink.
John just came out of prison with huge turd tat
by SpooDog July 05, 2009
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Tactical turd

The process of having of having a poo before you leave your house when you don't need to have one to not inconvenience yourself later on in the day and needing to have a poo when not in your house.
"Have you left yet?"
"Not yet, I'm having a tactical turd"
by regdoss September 13, 2018
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turd in a marshmallow

''Bad costume that outperforms a more impressive costume for a stupid reason such as cute factor''

Alternatively, “grown man gets salty that a literal child is getting more attention than him”.
I spent $6k and over 40 hours building my 100% movie-accurate 'Groot' costume and yet all the idiots in my office can't stop emailing about Shannon's dumbass toddler's bullshit 'Baby Groot' costume that honestly looks like a turd in a marshmallow.
by throwaway87634 October 27, 2019
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