turd dystocia

when a turn just won't come all the way out and creeps back in when you quit pushing.

Leave me alone! I'm on the porcelain throne with a serious case of turd dystocia!

by ballouuollab March 12, 2009

Turd cutter

One's asshole, booty hole, or whatever kids call it these days.

Holy shit Becky why is your turd cutter gaping.

by Lord busts a turd February 2, 2019

pocket turds

a paper left in your pocket after a ite wash which yurns into white glob which looks a turd

i left really important papers in my pocket yesterday but now all thats left arre pocket turds.

by the wringler August 30, 2009

Tactical turd

The process of having of having a poo before you leave your house when you don't need to have one to not inconvenience yourself later on in the day and needing to have a poo when not in your house.

"Have you left yet?"
"Not yet, I'm having a tactical turd"

by regdoss September 13, 2018

g-turd

A surprise small amount of stool that that is excreted after an individual believes the bowl movement is completed.

I had wiped twice and was about to flush when I was surprised to have a g-turd.

by covfrrider August 10, 2009

lazy turd

Noun: A turd that is flattish and in-between being diarrhea and the perfect turd.

A person who is way lazier than a couch potato.

Sorry, I can't talk to you right now, my cat just took a lazy turd on my wife and now she wants me to abandon him.

GET YOUR STUPID FUCKING ASS OFFA MY GODDAMN COUCH YOU DUMD ASS LAZY TURD!

by Victoria is cool B] January 25, 2022

Turd Lip

When someone smells something that has a foul odor causing them to make a weird gesture with there lip/face.
Unfortunately for some people they were born with turd lip.

She had turd lip

by KanyeWesten May 13, 2010