stirred the turd

to attempt to make a situation better but actually make it worse

man you really stirred the turd

by Emmet Kiley April 20, 2013

ungrateful turd

Someone who is ungrateful and a piece of shit at the same time

Wow your such an ungrateful turd sometimes, you could at least thank me for sucking your cock dad

by Topdeck July 4, 2015

Turd cutter

One's asshole, booty hole, or whatever kids call it these days.

Holy shit Becky why is your turd cutter gaping.

by Lord busts a turd February 2, 2019

turd dystocia

when a turn just won't come all the way out and creeps back in when you quit pushing.

Leave me alone! I'm on the porcelain throne with a serious case of turd dystocia!

by ballouuollab March 12, 2009

wizard turd

renaissance festival after hour workers. often enjoy dungeon's and dragons, magic and love type o negative and other crappy bands they look grimy usually trying to look gothic and mysterious

look at the wizard turds playing dungeons and dragons in their mom's basement

by the necromancer June 21, 2013

Tactical turd

The process of having of having a poo before you leave your house when you don't need to have one to not inconvenience yourself later on in the day and needing to have a poo when not in your house.

"Have you left yet?"
"Not yet, I'm having a tactical turd"

by regdoss September 13, 2018

Turd cutter

Bah-donk-ah-donk

That bitches turd cutter jiggle when she wiggle

by Mamo December 1, 2019