tempted to touch meetings

it's when you are in church and the priest is talking to everyone. then fen fen girl decided to sing tempted to touch while he is preaching.

when father fred was preaching at our weekly tempted to touch meetings, fen fen busted out with her own rendition of tempted to touch during his sermon.

by lj March 25, 2005

Touche

pronounced like douche--one who is a tool and douch combined

I can't stand that dude, he's such a touche.

by Mama Mac March 26, 2009

TouchMeNot

A very beautiful woman that you date who doesn't like to be touched.

You reach for your girlfriend and she runs, so you say, "Come here and give me a hug, TouchMeNot!"

by Faded Character January 28, 2006

Woman's Touch

A Woman's Touch, or woman's way of saying, "I like you ;)," Is usually not familiar to a man and usually means that she wants sex. Usually your stepsister will do this to you signaling, "What are you doing stepbro? ;)."

Mark: Dude, my girlfriend gave me a woman's touch.

Josh: Thats not a girl btw...

by Come Filled Bottle November 9, 2020

touchdown

Somebody who has a shit and pukes up at the same time

HAHA!! Look at him! he just had a touchdown!

by revolution December 7, 2004

Marina la touche

Marina la touché is a woman or man who leaves bad reviews on small family companies as to cause them to go into bankruptcy.
They are selfish sneaky foxes, they also like to raid fridges for cheese ham and gone off onions.
There all around bad people to have around

Who ate all the cheese in my fridge?
It was probably Dave he’s such a marina la touché

Dude, we keep getting bad reviews off this one person
There such a marina la touche

by Kate bush July 26, 2021

touche

Someone who combines the aspects of a tool and a douche.

Steve Lachance is a complete touche

by Wookie Dick September 17, 2005