thundercock

a large, rock hard penis

girl 1 - "what do think about Andy?"
girl 2 - "I hear he has a real thundercock!"

by justcynagain August 6, 2017

Thundercunt

A term used to describe a person who is acting like such a cunt, that they alter the Earth's meteorological behaviour, resulting in near-apocalyptic storms with lethal levels of thunder. This is the worst level of cunt you can get.

Maria Sims is a thundercunt

by JazzyJ69420 August 9, 2017

thundercunt

A sexual move/position. The woman is duct taped to the ceiling in a sitting position while the man positions his erect penis under her. When the duct tape fails to keep the woman suspended she falls onto the mans penis. If done incorrectly (e.g. without a metric fuck ton of lube) penis fracturing is a high possibility.

Did you hear? Ol' Shaz gave Jonesy the thundercunt last night! Poor bloke broke his cock!

by thundercuntmaster October 9, 2017

thunderbeam

A type of rare civil defense siren that uses a single deflector in the middle to rotate and deflect the sound in all directions.

Wow, look at that thunderbeam, pole mounted, and in great condition.

by Atiblaster October 22, 2017

Thunder bolt toe

When your second toe is longer than your big toe. Science.

I have an oddly shaped foot because I have a thunder bolt toe.

by Car ro November 9, 2017

Thunderbolt

As lightning comes down and meets thunder, thunderbolt is created. It is, in essence, the love child of lightning and thunder.

I can tell the storm is right above my head because there's a giant thunderbolt emerging.

by Love doctoress December 15, 2017

Thunder Step

A type of walk that has a powerful sense of pride attached to it. Someone typically thunder steps after they have achieved a goal.

Donn: “Why is Gary thunder stepping right now”
Hank: “I think he just made out with Joyce”
Donn: “Is she that chick with herpes?”
Hank: “Yeah, but Gary’s really into her so good for him.”

by SchemeCap January 10, 2018