Christopher Jemar Johnson Jr.

him

Have u heard of the legend Christopher Jemar Johnson Jr., also known as him?

by yeah4610 June 20, 2023

A magic Johnson

When someone is wanking and before they cum they jump and do a 360 and try to spunk in their partners ass

Marcus just did a magic Johnson on his wife

by Brian franks May 31, 2021

Johnson Street Walk

Peeing while walking down a sidewalk

Jeff didn't have time to find a bathroom so he did the Johnson Street walk on the way home.

by Johnson Street Walk July 15, 2016

Chase Johnson

A man who is hung up on the same girl for a long time, as well as having anger issues, a massive forehead, and is a backstaber to dear friends

Your being a real Chase Johnson right now dude!

by Thatguy2827 March 23, 2023

Ellie Johnson

The other girlfriend of the notorious, Caleb Webb, who might I add is quite the silver stallion.

Will: "godamnnn did you hear that Caleb's dating both Ellie Johnson and Lily!!!!"
Samson: "No way! How did he get both!?!?!?!?"

by flattenedpenny679 October 23, 2022

R.J. (A Randy Johnson)

A left handed hand job

Holy smokes Chris just got an R.J. (A Randy Johnson) from that absolute dud. She looks like she’d throw gas with that kind of velocity!

by Chris Miller March 22, 2023

Ryan Johnson

A perfect man with a big ass, but small dick caused by being raised between Alabama and Florida

Ryan Johnson is a great friend to the ladies

by Hellhound77 February 6, 2024