When someone from dutchland travels to America to dock with guys on Grindr because they can't find anyone in their Homeland 🦌
by Kodak999 August 16, 2019
Get the Dutch dock adventure mug.Lisa fell asleep while Bob was waiting for his pill to kick in, after which he used her limp hand like a blind Dutch rudder.
by Jfatt340 January 19, 2020
Get the Blind Dutch Rudder mug.Referencing all the back door politics and pork barreling that accompanies any bill or similar government act.
by Rabblerouser724 December 25, 2020
Get the congressional dutch rudder mug.1) It was his first time with analingus so he played it safe and went for a Dutch car wash.
2) "Make sure you turn the shower head away while you're giving a Dutch car wash so you don't drown."
2) "Make sure you turn the shower head away while you're giving a Dutch car wash so you don't drown."
by Jrmillertime May 6, 2023
Get the Dutch car wash mug.ingest a large amount of beans and/or cheap beer. Let gas settle in colon, release on partners favorite pillow, jam pillow in said parteners face. voulia.
Man, the last time I gave my gal a Dutch carpet bomb, she kicked my ass out of bed so quick the womb was spinning.
by No.One fake August 9, 2006
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"Dude, I reverse Dutch ovened my girl last night because I just can't get enough of her sweet lady stank."
by Drkblglass May 18, 2016
Get the Reverse Dutch oven mug.Like a Dutch Oven, only you lift the blankets sightly under their chin while raising then lowering your legs. The fart rushes out - directly into the face of the joyous receipient.
Girlfriend: "What happened? I just woke up in a pile of my puke..."
Boyfriend: "I gave you a Dutch Convection Oven... go make me a sandwich"
Boyfriend: "I gave you a Dutch Convection Oven... go make me a sandwich"
by illgrac December 8, 2009
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