Hammer Storm

Another term for gangbang, referring to many cocks.

Sheila's feeling sore today, she went out with the football team last night and got caught in a hammer storm.

by Colin Pattullo November 2, 2006

The Hammer

A boy named Tarek

The hammer ate a lot of pussy last night!

by Hammer 69 January 14, 2024

Hammer Tyme

Drunken slang used to indicate you drunk enough and are ready to engage in meaningless intercourse or be sucked aal the way to the base by a Hammerhead Female.

"After that round of Beer Pong, I'm down for some Hammer Tyme bro."

"Dude, that Hammerhead straight jack hammered my throb; I could go for some more Hammer Tyme."

by Oregonner976 September 25, 2012

Sledge Hammer Surprise

The uncommon sexual act where the male claims he is about to ejaculate upon ones' face, but instead slams them in the face with their sturdy, hard schlong with enough force to leave a bruise.

"At a unanimous vote of 11-4, I hereby find you guilty of 1st degree murder of a young girl caused by blunt force trauma, as a result of this, so called, 'Sledge Hammer surprise'."

by GoodOldNO_NAME August 26, 2017

TI-84 Sledge hammer

A sledge hammer that instead of a regular steel hammerhead, has a TI-84 on it. The TI-84's superior structural quality allows for more accurate and harder swings. Also calculates the best trajectory needed for the most optimal outcome.

"I bought some shitty sledgehammer from whore depot and the head instantly fell off"
"Bro just go to howes and buy a TI-84 sledge hammer. Best purchase i have made ngl"

by Oh god where is my glube November 16, 2022

hammer pantaloons

Hammer pant capris with an elastic band just below the knee. So fetch.

She was wearing hammer pantaloons in the club and all the 80s kids were lovestruck.

by Mariztyk May 30, 2017

ass hammered

When someone's really, really angry. Devastating rage, self-destructive behavior, and often nonsensical disengenuous cursing... to the amusement and deight of others. Often inflicted by shitposting and irl trolling.

Mark Zuckerberg was ass hammered when he realised he can't stop me from making new fake shitposting accounts..

by Give me the zucc May 28, 2018