smashed the homie

when you find out you're girlfriend fucked one of your bestfriends & or associate.

Ray J: danger smashed the homie!

Everyone else: aw man, rayj what you gone do man?

Ray J: ion knw i wanna eliminate that bitch

by Bad'bitch January 25, 2010

smashy

So extremely cute or adorable that you have an uncontrollable urge to smash it.

Jenny, your baby is so smashy!

by deedledeepoop April 17, 2011

smashterbate

To pleasure oneself until pain sets in

Kelly smashterbated herself to the thought of other girls smashterbating.

by Requiett January 3, 2005

smashingly

Adjective; Used to describe an action or event which is considered to have gone quite smoothly. Also can be used to describe a physical attribute. Is best used with a fake british accent.

" The party went smashingly well considering Philipe drank all the whiskey and peed in the pool." - or - "That Lily always dresses smashingly for the opera. I wonder where she got that lovely frock."

by Miss Maya January 3, 2006

Cod Smasher

One who neglects studies, his or her social life, or personal hygiene in order to play a rousing game of Call of Duty on his or her XBOX 360.

They can often do this all night, and get so wrapped up in the game that they reference it in day to day speech.

"You coming out, Joe?"
"Can't, sorry, I'm going home to Smash Cod. For I am a Cod Smasher."

by Dajo42.5 March 24, 2010

pumpkin smashing

The act of going around a town or neighborhood, usually around Halloween and taking people's pumpkins/jack o lanterns and breaking or smashing them on a driveway, sidewalk, or street. Resulting in a big mess.

"Dude we should totally go pumpkin smashing tonight!"

by tbirdy bird November 1, 2013

Big Bag of Smashed Ass

A way to describe a smell that is soo repulsive, even shit itself can't stand to bear it.

When Josh is done taking a shit, it smells like a Big Bag of Smashed Ass!

by Captain Wafer February 24, 2010