purple veined custard flinger 

male genitals

james fired his purple veined custard flinger in jane,s face, and she swallowed every drop of his stale man fat.

purple veined custard flinger by twisted mo fo May 9, 2010

Purple end

The enflamed bulbus end of a penis that resembles a German soldiers helmet.

Example 1: "I gave Sally the purple end for the first time last night, she loved it"

Example 2: "Bugger off and dont come back you little cunt or i will shove my purple end up uor arse"

Purple end by Big Jock79 December 16, 2010

purple crape 

when a male ties his penis so tightly and so long that when he unties it it stays purple.

guys girlfriend to her friend: it was so nasty he had a purple crape

friend: eww really? well i tell the guys i date that a purple crape is a deal breaker

purple crape by Snor 1 November 14, 2011

purple hell 

Defines a place, almost always an undesirable one.

When in the purple hell did you find that dress.

purple hell by ahha22 April 9, 2012

purple snuff

Another street name for The Drug That Shall Not Be Named. See: virgin tears

Olivia has no idea what purple snuff is, and Kevin won't tell her, because she's too young for that shiiiii. Virgin Tears Death

purple snuff by bVsedSod February 15, 2014

purple necklace 

When you have big dark hickies all across your neck

"Omg did he give you a purple necklace!?"

purple necklace by mr.brightside2025 April 28, 2014

Purple Sumbrero 

Twisting a female's nipples so hard that them little peckers look like a purple slushie, then grabbing your Mexican yardworker's sumbrero and having a siesta.

Jose: I Purple Sumbrero'd your Mom last night!
Pierre: Get a Green Card!

Purple Sumbrero by corolla4321 September 21, 2014